A Morning Thought @ 2596

 

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  1. A Frankie fact check------People who eat bacon are less likely to blow themselves up.

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    1. Not all suicide mass homicidal bombers are Muslim if that's the cheap and nasty point you are trying to make, Frankie.

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    2. FFS Barry - loosen up and recognise a joke when you see one instead of responding like some Woke fash.

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  2. Frankie, that sort of Jim Davidson, Chubby Brown type one-limer would be enough to get you elected as a Reform UK candidate for Mayor, County Councillor or even MP.

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  3. Barry would any of these get past your censors if your where the TPQ editor?


    An Orthodox Jew walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder
    The bartender says, “Hey, where’d you get that?” The frog goes, “Brooklyn, they’re everywhere!”

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    Why was the Jewish Jedi lonely?
    Because he had no Force Kin.

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    How do you know how we know Jesus was Jewish?
    He lived with his parents until he was 30. He worked for his father. His mother treated him like a god. And he still thinks his mother was a virgin.

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    What’s Jewish foreplay?
    20 minutes of haggling.
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    Why do Jews watch p*rn backward?
    Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

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