Little Johnny lives on a farm, he goes into the kitchen and his mother says..."Johnny, no breakfast until you do your chores"...
Johnny goes outside and returns after 20 minutes to find a bowl of dry cereal for breakfast.
Johnny's mother looks at him saying ...."I watched you kick the chickens, pigs, and cows this morning. This means there are no eggs, bacon, or milk for you for a week. The kitchen door opens and in walks Johnny's father and he kicks the cat across the floor...
Johnny looks at his mom and says..."Shall I tell him or will you..."
Former IRA volunteer and ex-prisoner, spent 18 years in Long Kesh, 4 years on the blanket and no-wash/no work protests which led to the hunger strikes of the 80s. Completed PhD at Queens upon release from prison. Left the Republican Movement at the endorsement of the Good Friday Agreement, and went on to become a journalist. Co-founder of The Blanket, an online magazine that critically analyzed the Irish peace process. Lead researcher for the Belfast Project, an oral history of the Troubles.
I think Judas was telling Jesus this joke....
ReplyDeleteLittle Johnny lives on a farm, he goes into the kitchen and his mother says..."Johnny, no breakfast until you do your chores"...
Johnny goes outside and returns after 20 minutes to find a bowl of dry cereal for breakfast.
Johnny's mother looks at him saying ...."I watched you kick the chickens, pigs, and cows this morning. This means there are no eggs, bacon, or milk for you for a week. The kitchen door opens and in walks Johnny's father and he kicks the cat across the floor...
Johnny looks at his mom and says..."Shall I tell him or will you..."