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Barry Gilheany ✍ Although the phenomena of charlatans and the art of snake oil salesmanship and conspiracism (I use this term rather than giving any patina of intellectual credibility to “conspiracy theories”) are part of the toxic lexicon of modern political discourse, neither are invention of the 21st century. 

While neither are as ancient as the proverbial hills, both emerged in pre-modern and early modern times and have thrived in the modern era with disastrous consequences. Both related socio-political carcinogens have found ready audiences as, in the case of the charlatan reflects people’s dreams and fantasies back to them and, as in the case of the conspiracist, offer simple but plausible explanations to people at times of crises. Objective evidence and genuine fee enquiry are the enemies of both. The practitioners of both are partners in the architecture of post-truth and it is the task of democrats and democratic theorists to expose and correct the falsehoods that they have helped to embed in public and private conversation.

Our story begins in Venice in November 1589 in Venice with the election by its senate of a new official alchemist – Marco Bragadino or to give him his reputed real name Mamugna from Cyprus. At the time, Venice was in the grip of a fiscal crisis – its trade with the east was being undercut by new long-distance shipping from Portugal and Spain to Asia and the Americas. This Mediterranean superpower had been in slow decline for three generations and, in their desperation for a much needed miracle, the grandees of the old city on the lagoon, turned to Mamugna who had spent years developing a carefully crafted reputational hubris for cracking the age-old secret of turning base metal into gold.[1]

Ensconced in a lavish palazzo on the island of Giudecca at city expense, he cultivated an air of mystique while flaunting what appeared to be stratospheric levels of wealth. He threw balls of such opulence and spent money with such largesse that no one dared enquire into the sources of his wealth. In breathtaking public spectacles, he showed open mouthed Venetian patricians how he could heat a small amount of base metal add to it an amount of a secret substance and, with a flash and a bang, fashion it into a small nugget of gold. He partied with the young daughters of Venice’s nobility who desperately hoped to marry them off to Mamugna. Doors were opened to him; praise was showered on him and palaces were offered to him at the complete whim of a people who bought so fervently into the dream that he championed so ably and eloquently to them that eventually belief in the dream and belief in the charlatan became so intertwined that the two virtually became one and the same.[2]

Although Mamugna’s story ends under the executioner’s sword, the business model that he operated and the willingness of his adherents to buy into the uber scam continues to replicate itself as a perpetual morality tale. Only now, new technologies make possible schemes that are digital, viral, scalable and potentially.global in scope.[3] From the pyramid style Multi-Level Marketing (MLM) schemes so beloved of the wellness sector to the crypto-currency models associated with dubious regimes and the darker corners of the Web, the charlatan’s profession has truly been globalised. 

The ongoing parable of the charlatan of our time is of course the rise of Donald Trump to the pinnacle of political power by reflecting back to the American people their hopes for the restoration of the Lost American Dream through the chimera of Making America Great Again; by appealing to the American id of easy riches and the recovery of manufacturing jobs through the alchemy and simple solutions of tariffs. Just as he mesmerised the bankers and financiers who lent him the money to build so many of his vanity projects by projecting a fake but psychically overpowering image of genius and get-up-and-go brashness; so he (twice) swept American voters into buying into a sunny uplands fantasy of everlasting prosperity and American greatness, built a prospectus as false and mendacious as any of whatever business plan he submitted to those who he so serially deceived. With the descent in 2025 of an occupying force of charlatans on Washington to take control of the governing apparatus of the world’s only (for now) superpower, an understanding charlatanism has never been more critical.

Brexit: It was the Charlatans Wot Won it.

Rather than the full blown of a Little Britain (or really English) nationalist project to Take Back Control of UK laws and borders from the bureaucratic behemoth of Brussels, Naim and Torro instead frame Brexit as “a movement led and organised by a constellation of outright charlatans aiming to manipulate public opinion for their own gain”.[4]

First off, the block was the outgoing Mayor of London and Tory MP Boris Johnson, who had launched his journalistic career on a series of article written as Brussels bureau chief for the Telegraph in the 1990s which seemed to stretch journalistic ethics beyond any threshold of integrity. In story after story, Johnson excoriated EU bureaucrats for decisions they had not actually made. Among the most notorious were that the EU wanted to impose a single standardised condom size; that it would ban recycling of teabags and would forbid children from blowing up rubber balloons.[5] No matter that these stories lacked any factual base, they imprinted in the British public consciousness the idea of the EU as a mindless, rulemaking, dictatorial (with a small “d”) machine which defied the very essence of common sense.

So much so that when Nigel Farage - for whom withdrawal from the EU was a lifetime’s work - began to campaign for a referendum to achieve his objective, he was able to exploit this populist image of the EU to make even more preposterous claims such as that Brussels was seeking to snuff out British independence. In true political entrepreneurial style, Farage’s UKIP party began to peel away Conservative Party voters. This led to the then PM David Cameron’s panic decision to hold a binary referendum on EU membership in 2016 to staunch the flow of Tory desertions and to finally call time on the persistent Eurosceptic troublemakers in his party. The untruths told by both Vote Leave for whom Boris Johnson had fatefully declared and Leave EU headed up by Farage assumed dangerously hyperbolic proportions including the notorious £350m a week promise for NHS funding in lieu of contributions to the EU on the side of the red Vote Leave battle bus; that 75m Turks were set to be eligible to come to the UK in the event of a fictitious Turkish entry into the EU and the Breaking Point poster portraying a phalanx of Middle Eastern refugees on the borders of the EU which drew particular distaste due to the racist overtones of the image.

Farage strode around appealing to the id and wounded ego (but neve superego) of the ‘left behind’ Empire nostalgists and plain ignorant by reflecting back to them a certain romanticised image of British nationhood through his campaign garb of a tweed jacket, tan corduroy trousers, check shirt and knitted red tie and downing one pint of warm beer after another; swelling them with the dream of Britain recovering its muscle power once liberated from the straightjacket of “barmy Brussels bureaucrats. To those experts who tried to put across to the electorate the perils of severing itself from its largest trading partner came the Know Nothing moment of the campaign; the then justice secretary Michael Gove, when asked by a BBC interviewer to name a single economic expert who supported Brexit, simply replied “the British people have had enough of experts”.[6]

The magical thinking and breezy optimism that are the hallmarks of the charlatan’s trade were articulated by prominent Brexiteer Liam Fox who as Trade Secretary in January 2017 promised that a post Brexit trade deal with the EU would be “easiest in human history.” The image of a Global Britain able to negotiate favourable trade deals with other trading powers most notably the US freed from the constraints of EU membership rested on similar fantasy on stilts. But powered by such wings and prayers, Nigel Farage and the assorted other Bad Boys of Brexit achieved their “Independence Day” on 24th June 2016. A tortuous withdrawal process followed largely due to the manoeuvrings of Boris Johnson who having helped to sink Theresa May’s Withdrawal Bill became PM and negotiated a Hard or Full English Brexit in the form of a cumbersome trade and cooperation agreement that 77% of British exporting firms say is impeding their ability to do business with the continent. Contrary to Leave’s vision of prosperity Britain has been since departure in January 2020 has been the worst performing of the world’s advanced industrial economies shrinking an average of 0.4% between 2019 and 2024.

Why are some people susceptible to the charms of the charlatan? Most of us have an innate BS detector that instantly sorts the “too good to be true” or outlandish promise. The problem arises when a message really resonates with the recipient’s dreams or innate desires, fantastical though they appear. Such emotions are grounded in the kinds of beliefs that you just don’t doubt. For due to the way people are wired, when you hear dreams reflected back to you, you will react instantaneously, within 200 milliseconds, at the gut level. [7] At times of societal stress, during times of economic depression and associated immiseration, such visceral reactions can assume a contagion effect.

And don’t charlatans understand this psychological wiring. They know the power of dreams, or more accurately our innermost, undigested, and unprocessed primeval desires, over us. They speak to us in the language of these emotions knowing how reluctant human beings can be to critically examine inner most beliefs and of the reinforcing effects of peer pressure on these beliefs. It is not easy to question the received wisdom of those we look up to but critical thinking and that ability to put that bit of distance between your dreams and who you are are vital life skills in our protection against the lure of the charlatan’s false promises.

Conspiracism and Psychological Wiring

An understanding of neural wiring and imaging is also important in the recognition and counteraction of the charlatans’ pernicious twin – conspiracism. This task assumes existential importance when looking at the intrinsic role of conspiracism in the rise of the Nazis. For they used the same mental processes to convince themselves of the rectitude of their beliefs as the conspiracists of the 21st century. The only difference and the eternal lesson from history to be drawn is that Nazi conspiracism undergirded the most horrific crime in human history – the Shoah/Holocaust.

In his explanation of the role of scapegoating of the Jewish people in Nazi conspiracist propaganda and especially their supposed culpability in the German military’s defeat in World War I, Professor Laurence Rees draws upon the work of the social psychologist Professor Karen Douglas and the evolutionary psychology Professor Robin Dunbar. Professor Douglas believes that most conspiracists are ‘looking for someone to blame’, the idea that ‘there are these people pulling the strings behind the scenes’ helps deal with their ‘feelings of powerlessness and disillusionment.' Research suggests that ‘people sometimes believe conspiracy theories about other groups as a way of protecting or enhancing their own group.’ Professor Douglas points out that people ‘who are especially narcissistic about groups they belong to tend to be more likely to believe conspiracy theories about other groups.’ Prof Rees argues that since the ‘narcissism’ of the German High Command could not admit to ‘the best soldiers in the world’ losing the war, it had to be someone else’s fault. That ‘someone’ else had to be the Jews. After a claim from the Prussian Minister of War that Jews were dodging front-line combat, a census was organised to establish exactly how many Jews were serving in the armed forces. However, the results of the count were never made public – almost certainly because the findings showed that Jews were not evading military service at all[8]. But never let lack of evidence get in the way of a good conspiracist story.

Prof Rees posits a link between conspiracism and the evolution of language. Prof Dunbar believes that language may have evolved to enable human beings to gossip. As our ape ancestors used grooming to bring about and sustain social connections, so human beings evolved language to bond by discussing topics such as who is dating whom, who is cheating on their partner and what the real story is behind the leader’s recent actions. With this insight as a starting point, it is possible for one to see conspiracism as the ultimate gossip – secrets others try to hide. Thus, it is plausible that humanity has developed an evolutionary tendency towards attraction towards conspiracism [9] (as well as a tendency to filter out evidence that contradicts whatever tales it tells).

One of the most consequential uses of conspiracism was the ‘stab in the back’ myth as to the German loss of World War in terms of its later cataclysmic legacy. To explain the defeat after all the optimism engendered by Germany’s successful spring 1918 offensive, German military chiefs withheld information from the public about disastrous reverses suffered later that year and continued to pump out optimistic lies. While this ruse was designed to calm the domestic mood and to protect the reputation of the German commanders, it meant that the coming of the armistice in November 1918 was met with widespread shock and banishment as actual fighting was still taking place far from the centres of German power.[10]

Yet, despite their defeat when the German soldiers returned home, they were not looked upon as part of a humiliated army. On 10 December 1918, the new Chancellor, Friedrich Ebert, told troops parading at the Brandenburg Gate, ‘No enemy has overcome you’ and that ‘Only when the preponderance of our opponents in men and material grew heavier did we give up the struggle’; Ebert peddled this falsehood to avert the prospect of revolution in Germany but in doing so he fuelled the more pernicious lie voiced by Ludwig Beck and others – that the army had been ‘stabbed in the back’ by enemies behind the lines in Germany. It was a conspiracist lie adopted the following year by none other than Field Marshal Paul von Hindenburgh as another way of deflecting responsibility and deserved blame for the disastrous course the war had taken.[11]

For in a public meeting in 1919, Von Hindeburgh asserted that he had ‘wanted forceful and cheerful cooperation’ from German political parties during the war but instead ‘encountered failure and weakness.'  He quoted approvingly the words of an ‘English general’ who had allegedly said, ‘the German army was stabbed in the back.’ Consequently, he claimed, the army could not be blamed for what had happened.’[12]

As Professor Doughlas points out, psychological research bears out that ‘It’s very difficult once someone holds a belief very strongly to change those beliefs.’ Furthermore:

if someone believes one conspiracy theory, they are more likely to believe in or look for others. People can go down the rabbit hole, and you can get a bit lost.

The damage that Von Hindeburgh’s words in terms of damage to the legitimacy of the Weimar Republic cannot be overestimated. For millions of nationalistic Germans these words from the all- conquering Hero of Tannenberg could only be gospel truth, not the lie that it really was. It provided a ready-made target on the back of democratic politicians who had the ultimately fruitless task of making the new Republic succeed. Worse still was the adoption of and weaponising of the ‘stab in the back’ calumny by an embittered front-line Corporal and unsuccessful artist – one Adolf Hitler

So, beware of the false prophet. But also, beware of the susceptibility of even the most enquiring minds to their wares.

References

[1] Moises Naim and Quico Toro, The Oldest Trick, The New World 23 October – 5 November 2025 Issue 457 pp.19-21

[2] Ibid, p.20

[3] Ibid

[4] Ibid, p.20

[5] Ibid

[6] Ibid

[7] Ibid, p.21

[8] Laurence Rees (2025) The Nazi Mind. 12 Warnings from History. London: Penguin p.19

[9] Ibid

[10]Ibid, p.25

[11] Ibid

[12] Ibid


Barry Gilheany is a freelance writer, qualified counsellor and aspirant artist resident in Colchester where he took his PhD at the University of Essex. He is also a lifelong Leeds United supporter.

Charlatans And Conspiracists 🪶 How Persuasive They Are And Why People Are Vulnerable To Them

Barry Gilheany ✍ It started with a lie. 

Just two days after the unimaginable slaughter of three primary school age girls and the wounding of nine others at a Taylor Swift themed summer dancing event in Southport, Merseyside by a deranged adolescent with a knife, a name, ethnicity and immigration status was tagged to the suspect and spread on anti-social media: Muslim from Pakistan, recent migrant being monitored by MI5 and with concerning mental health. 

Totally unfounded. The suspect was born in Cardiff to Rwandan Christian parents but, on the maxim of never letting the truth get in the way of good racist narratives, a week long orgy of riots against mosques, migrant centres and general community facilities like a Merseyside branch library is triggered and the flames fanned by the great and good of Britain’s Alt Right.

It nearly started with a lie. The body of a 55-year-old dog walker and mother of five children is found near the village of Brantham on the idyllic Essex/Suffolk border where John Constable painted his masterpieces two centuries ago. A murder investigation is started and soon the supposed identity of the suspected murderer is revealed on anti-social media: a Somali immigrant. The local constabulary take the unprecedented step of refuting completely this untruth to prevent another racist or nativist uprising in this part of England’s green and pleasant land.

It started with a lie. In Dublin on 23 November 2023 three children and a care assistant were stabbed in broad daylight outside an Irish language medium primary school. The alt-right website Gript, or should that be Grift, quickly moved to reveal the assailant’s identity as a Muslim asylum seeker and to portray the attack as an act of Islamist terrorism. Gript then, to its well-deserved embarrassment, admitted it had identified the wrong man and is facing libel action from the wrongly accused individual. But the trick worked. From 5pm on the 23rd when a mob of two hundred anti-migrant “protestors” assembled at the site of the multiple stabbings Dublin was subjected to the worst night of violence in the history of the Irish state. Needless to say, what didn’t form part of the Gript story was that one of three brave men who fought off the attacker was a Brazilian delivery driver.

But of course, these riots did not emerge in a vacuum. Knowsley in Merseyside had witnessed earlier in 2024 a violent attack by far-right rioters on a Travelodge hotel housing migrants pending decision on their immigration status. Dublin’s North Wall and Coolock districts and smaller towns in the Republic of Ireland have been scenes of constant agitation leading to physical disturbances against the siting of migrant centres.

It started with a lie. A 12-year-old boy called Willian was found dead near the city of Norwich in 1144. On the discovery of his body, the finger of suspicion is automatically and falsely directed at the city’s Jews. Just as with the murdered children of Southport, there was a ready made but bogus target for ire. Over the centuries that followed, the blood libel, whereby Jews murdered Christian children in order to draw blood for the preparation of Passover or Matzo bread, would be deployed repeatedly against Jewish communities prior to their massacre.[1] Europe’s first recorded act of mass murder leading to expulsion occurred at York Castle in 1190. 

The long history of pogroms would continue until the ultimate auto-da-fe – the extermination of six million European Jews in the Shoah/Holocaust in 1941-45 which was built on the edifice of Nazi lies encompassing not just the blood libel but on the lethal fantasies of cabals of Jewish power operating to destroy the Gentile world.

It started with a lie. Donald Trump, in looking, for a suitably scabrous subject to launch his political career latches onto and promotes “The Birther Conspiracy” in which President Barack Obama could not be an American let alone be President of the USA because he was not born in the USA, and forged his birth certificate to that end. Despite Obama’s pre-release of his birth certificate prior to his election to the Presidency in 2008 proving that he was born in Hawaii (and not Indonesia), the ‘birther’ movement never lost its momentum on the Republican Right. Adding spice to this latter-day nativist fairy tale was Obama’s middle name “Hussain,” which was supposedly evidence that he was a secret Muslim – a demographic that is more and more in the crosshairs of the Alt Right on both sides of the Atlantic.

Despite the obvious ridiculous nature of the ‘Birther” theory, upwards of 25% of Americans believed it in the years leading up to Trump’s stunning success in winning the US Presidency in 2016. His victory was built on a concatenation of falsehoods around Mexican immigration, the illegally obtained Podesta emails which amplified the sordid and unfounded allegations that there was a paedophile ring with connections to the Democrats in the basement of a Washington pizzeria and Q-Anon the viral conspiracy movement that posits Hillary Clinton and other prominent liberals at the centre of a global satanic ring.

The Trump Presidency but, sadly, not the Trump movement, ended with the Big Lie of the stolen election and the attempt by Trumpian mobs to overthrow US democracy at Capitol Hill on 6th January 2021. Whatever the result of the 2024 Presidential Election, some degree of lie fuelled disorder looks likely to accompany it. In his libidinal desire to be a dictator, Trump has done and continues to do what is lifelong default setting, whether in business, personal relationships, and politics – lie.

With another narcissistic “World King” on this side of the Atlantic, it began with a lie. It began with seemingly innocuous tales about EU regulations of bendy bananas and condoms by the Brussels editor of the Daily Telegraph in the 1990s – Alexander Boris de Pieffle Johnson or Boris. He had form for lying in the journo trade, having been sacked by the Times and would eventually experience the same fate at the hands of Max Hastings, the then Telegraph editor. But the bylines filed from Brussels by Boris were to insinuate themselves into the common sense of the British public as the Eurosceptic narrative about the diminution of British democracy and ways of life at the hands of “the unelected bureaucrats” of the European Commission became steadily mainstreamed. It was Boris’s unprincipled but strategically astute decision to offer his fairy tale spinning at the disposal of Vote Leave that arguably more than any other manoeuvre that swung the outcome of the EU referendum of 2016 in favour of Leave.

Boris then proceeded to undermine the Withdrawal Agreement negotiated by the then Prime Minister Theresa May with the EU in cahoots with the Brexit purists of the European Research Group in the Tory Party and ultra free marketeers of think tanks like the Legatum Institute. Eventually, May was forced out of office and Boris won the succeeding contest for Tory Party leader and Prime Minister - and won a stunning 80 seat majority in the 2019 Westminster election on a platform of “Get Brexit Done” – an objective built on a pyramid of unicorns promising world beating trade deals outside the EU bloc while guaranteeing full access to the EU Single Market and Customs Union which he pledged to leave and no customs borders either on the island of Ireland or the Irish Sea. Along the way, there was the small matter of the attempt by Boris to prorogue Parliament in order to thwart the efforts of MPs to prevent a no-deal exit by the UK from the EU; an action which was ruled unconstitutional by the UK Supreme Court.

In office, Boris’s lies, duplicity and “cakeism” caught up with him. After promising the ten MPs of the Democratic Unionist Party (who by their opposition to the Withdrawal Agreement had exposed themselves to Boris’s deceptions) that there would be no Irish Sea border, he went on to agree precisely that in the UK-EU Withdrawal Agreement that came into effect on 1st February 2020. Cue Unionist outrage, riots in Loyalist parts of Belfast, the collapsing of the Northern Ireland Executive and Assembly by a righteously angry DUP and further political polarisation.

Of even greater import was the notorious “Partygate” affair in which at the height of the Covid pandemic restrictions on socialising which he and his government had imposed on England, he was found to have facilitated after work parties in 10 Downing Street in direct violation of Covid regulations and then received fines from the London Metropolitan Police. He then went onto mislead (i.e. lie to) Parliament about his culpability on more than one occasion and left office as shamelessly as he had entered it continuing to protest faux innocence in his well remunerated Daily Mail columns.

Cheap Speech

The first refuge or defence of the many scoundrels that have acted as vectors in the disinformation economy, be they antivaxxers with their “Plandemic”, and censorship at the hands of the Big Pharma/Nanny State nexus narratives; antiimmigrant and nativist nationalists who claim that “political correctness” stifles debates about race, ethnicity and migration or 9/11 or Syrian White Knight conspiracists resides in the right to “free speech”. For what liberal objects to free speech? As intrinsic to liberty and democracy as motherhood and apple pie is to, admittedly, very cliched views of America, surely?

Well no, for as is widely pointed out in legal scholarship around free speech; the latitude of free speech has always been circumscribed by libel and defamation laws (which can be inimical to particular types of free enquiry and expression), laws preventing incitement to hatred and violence and laws to prevent affront to “common decency” and the protection of certain religious or moral sensibilities (again a serious break on legitimate freedom of expression with blasphemy laws being a particularly egregious example).

For what the content of information spewed out by so many, online especially, media outlets do not constitute free speech but rather cheap speech. In a strikingly far-sighted article in a 1995 Yale Law Journal symposium titled “Emerging Media Technology and the First Amendment”, an UCLA law professor, Eugene Volokh, in his article “Cheap Speech and What It Will Do”, predicted the rise of streaming services like Spotify and Netflix, the emergence of Kindle type tablets for reading books, the disappearance of many local newspapers due to diminished advertising revenue and the rapidly decreasing costs of producing written, audio and video output, which he labelled “cheap speech” that would create revolutionary new opportunities for media consumers to customise what they read, see and hear which in the process would undermine the power of intermediaries, including publishers and bookstore owners.[2]

Thus cheap speech – speech that is both inexpensive to produce and often of markedly low value – raises serious questions whether disseminated on social media, cable news channels, and other low budget platforms.[3] Millennial Utopian forecasts as to the emancipatory potential of the new media, while not totally unfounded, have given way to darker visions of our information ecosphere to match a darkening world in which liberal democracy looks to be in retreat and where authoritarian bad actors hold the seats of power in Moscow, Beijing, Budapest, Manila, New Delhi, Istanbul and Caracas among others (similar actors held office in Washington from 2017 – 2021 and in Rio de Janeiro from 2019 -2023). Many analysts of the globalised disinformation sphere point to the baleful impacts of artificially generated bots, algorithms which customise partisan and often hate spreading content to segmented users, the monetisation of hate and disinformation for the modern social media behemoths and the addictive nature of clickbait news stories designed to hit the spot for the easily aroused.

But whereas the Mark Zuckerbergs of the online world can be accused of passively facilitating the aforementioned maladies on their sites but have also taken some - maybe token or ineffective - steps to remove hateful and toxic content from them, one figure stands accused not just of commercially exploiting toxic content on his site but of actually being an active participant in the dissemination of inflammatory material. That figure is Elon Musk, the owner of X, formerly Twitter.

Almost as soon as he bought X, Musk decided to make it a safe space for racism and hate. He reinstated the account of Steven Yaxley-Lennon aka Tommy Robinson with his almost million followers and soon he had posted a list of rendezvous venues for “patriots” to assemble to “protest” the murders of the Southport Taylor Swift child dancers. One analysis of tweets found a “nearly 500% rise in the use of the N-word in the twelve-hour window immediately following the shift of ownership to Musk.”[4]

But Musk himself has joined the ranks of the far-right hate superspreaders. He shared with his 193m followers the fake Telegraph headline falsely claiming that Keir Starmer planned to set up “detainment camps” in the Falkland Islands for rioters and doing it by quoting the leader of the neo-fascist Britain First organisation. He furthermore stoked the flames of the cauldron by tweeting of the UK “Civil war is inevitable”[5] and has promoted the “two tier policing” refrain of far-right agitators. His intermittently live streamed love-in with Donald Trump this week is just conformation of his Alt-Right credentials.

Musk’s activities on the forum that he owns thus crosses lines that not even controversial newspaper proprietors like Rudolph Murdoch or editors like Paul Dacre and Kelvin McKenzie have ventured or would dare venture. It is inconceivable that the Sun or Daily Mail would permit vile racist slurs on black footballers in their pages as those aimed at Arsenal’s Bukayo Saka or refuse to cooperate with the police investigation on grounds of protection of “free speech”[6] But so far racist and other hate speech plus anti-vaxxer lies and disinformation is posted with impunity on X.

One immediate solution would be to award social media companies the legal status of publishers with all the associated rights and obligations on accuracy and integrity of reporting and comment. Social media owners would then be hit in the pocket for failures of stewardship. Desertion from X by public figures and advertisers happening now on an escalating scale is a welcome trend. Schools should teach information hygiene.[7] But ultimately global disinformation needs to be countered by global cooperation and global legislation to deal with this pandemic style evil. This should be one of the first items on the agenda of the first meeting between Prime Minister Starmer and President Kamala Harris in 2025.[8]

[1] Jonathan Friedland, You know who else should be on trial for this? Elon Musk Guardian 10th August 2024

[2] Richard L. Hasen (2022) Cheap Speech. How disinformation poisons our politics – and how to cure it. London and New Haven: Yale University Press.

[3] Ibid, p.21

[4] Jonathan Freedland, Guardian 10th August 2024

[5] Ibid

[6] Gaby Hinsliff The Liz Truss school of free speech? Attack anyone but her. Guardian 16th August 2024.

[7] Freedland, op cit

[8] Freedland, Ibid

Barry Gilheany is a freelance writer, qualified counsellor and aspirant artist resident in Colchester where he took his PhD at the University of Essex. He is also a lifelong Leeds United supporter. 

Lies, Damned Lies And Lies 🟐 The Globalisation Of Untruths

Anthony McIntyre ✒ Eventually the combined weight of the strawmen and women became too much of a hump for the very broad back of Boris Johnson, and it finally broke. 

With the main intestines through much dung flowed, Rishi Sunak and Sajid Javid, having sprint-disconnected from the putrid corpse, there was little left for the remaining assholes to do. 

Under Boris they had gone from eye wiping to arse wiping, finally deciding to let the beleaguered PM clean up his own scat.

The bluster was found out, the bluff was called. They walked, he wilted, effectively ending the most incompetent and bumptious British premiership in modern history. Big Boris, left with a big hat and no cattle, a stampede as they fled the pen mooing their disapproval of a man they had for years collectively fellated.   

Shown the red card - not for the first time in his career - for lying, he dissembled up to the very end. Not plausible lies but stupid ones. So stupid that those sent out to pretend they believed them, in the end felt so embarrassed by the burden of bluffing for Boris, they pulled the curtain down.

Those of us who were either in Sinn Fein or observers of it while under the leadership of Gerry Adams will have undergone the deja vu moment, so familiar are we with the experience. Then too, shameless, organised lying governed the party’s relationship with its rank and file and the wider public. The President of Lies would dissemble routinely and, as regularly, the Idiot of Writing would be wheeled out to steer the train wreck of defending through pretending. It is so easy to envisage Danny Morrison as Dominic Rabb, Martina Anderson as Nadine Dorries, vigorously nodding their heads while learning how to say yes in eight different languages. A bit harder to think of the equivalent of Michael Gove, somebody who was prepared to tell the boss that the party was over, up sticks, the time had come to go. Ironically, there seemed to be more rebellious Tories unwilling to roll over and take one for England than there ever were rebels in SF willing to tell their leader he was full of shit.

The spectre of Laura Kuenssberg was exorcised from the media and so it turned on Johnson and his gaggle of yessers. When Sky News played Benny Hill theme music as it interviewed some cockwomble of a Tory MP an instant flashback conjured up Gerry Kelly being interviewed about the Northern Bank robbery while the background music was Tell Me Lies, Tell me Sweet little lies. 

These type of politicians - some might ask if there are any other type - should be handed a copy of Al Franken's book, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, after every media performance. Boris would have enough to fill every library in London. Such is the state of Lieberal Democracy, which the H.L. Mencken flourish captures either exquisitely or excruciatingly depending on your take: democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of jackals by jackasses.

The character of Johnson left a lot to be desired. His human foibles might possibly have made him more bearable than the normal condescending Tory toff from the Shires. And if Mencken is once again made use of:

The worst government is often the most moral.
One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane.
But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.

Boris, the irredeemably immoral, upended this by being a fanatical cynic whose incessant brainless bullshit made him unbearable. Had he been a skillful liar, the acumen or technique could be admired but not the purpose. Neither tolerant nor humane, he was a malevolent clown straight out of a Stephen King novel rather than a circus.

The starting pistol has fired on the Tory leadership contest. My favourite to win if he throws his hat in the ring is Sir Kunt Starmer. An establishment man as authentic a Tory as any of them: and for many in the party, just the right colour.

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Boris The Banjaxed

Dr John Coulter ✒ With French President Emmanuel Macron taking a ‘right pasting’ in the National Assembly elections, could British PM Boris Johnson take advantage of this ‘slap in the teeth’ to become the new power broker in Ukraine?

If we thought the Northern Ireland Assembly had deep divisions over the Protocol, spare a thought for politically battered French President Emmanuel Macron whose centrist party and policies have just taken the mother of all hammerings in elections to France’s National Assembly.

Essentially, the Macron bubble has finally burst in spite of winning an impressive second Presidential term comfortably again defeating his Far Right rival Marine Le Pen of the National Rally party (formerly the National Front).

Just as it will require a political miracle to kick-start the Northern Ireland Assembly as the DUP firmly refuses to budge on the Protocol and is firmly digging in its heels on not nominating a Speaker, so too, with big gains in the French National Assembly for both the Far Left and Far Right, Macron has become a lame-duck leader and will require a miracle ‘rainbow coalition’ if he is to keep what was previously a rock solid majority in the French National Assembly.

Given the massive boost for the Far Right - up from less than 10 seats to almost 90 - it fuels the perception that his Presidential victory was not so much ‘we want more of Macron’, but the bitter reality of ‘vote Macron to keep out Le Pen’!

In the run-up to that French Presidential victory, Macron had styled himself as one of Europe’s leading foreign affairs diplomats, eagerly try to reach a solution with Russian boss Vladimir Putin to get the war in Ukraine ended.

But with French politics now thrown into chaos, Macron may have to focus much more closely on domestic issues rather than swanning about Europe trying to be a ‘top dog peacemaker’.

This could provide a much-needed opening for British PM Boris Johnson to steal Macron’s diplomatic thunder, especially with Putin threatening to deploy his notorious Satan II missiles.

The size of the recent Tory rebellion during the bruising vote of confidence motion in the party has left BoJo with a massive political migraine. BoJo badly needs a resounding victory on the diplomatic front to ease the Westminster pressure (or at least deflect it!) on his premiership - and what better way to reassert his authority in Parliament than by announcing a breakthrough in the crisis in Ukraine.

In reality, could his supposed buffoonery bamboozle Putin into calming down and doing the unthinkable - pulling his forces completely out of Ukraine as the old Soviet Union was forced to do in Afghanistan?

With Macron’s centre ground collapsing in France, and with BoJo attempting to take centre stage in Europe - and also avoiding an economically disastrous trade war with the European Union over the Protocol - more pressure could be heaped on the DUP in Northern Ireland to enter an Executive by firstly nominating a Speaker and then a deputy First Minister.

BoJo taking over the crown of King Peacemaker in Europe could mean the DUP can no longer hold either the peace process or BoJo himself to political ransom.

If BoJo can get through the traditional Marching Season in Northern Ireland without any serious rioting (indeed, any rioting at all!) from militant loyalism, then he could call the DUP’s bluff come September or October with another snap Assembly poll.

As the Protestant Unionist Loyalist community munches on their tea and sandwiches during the Twelfth and Royal Black parade summer season, could that community be thinking - who really runs the DUP?

Is it the modernisers around party boss Sir Jeffrey Donaldson, or is it the so-called ‘Old Guard’ of Paisleyite originals in the DUP executive who are constantly looking over their shoulder electorally at North Antrim MLA Jim Allister’s hardline Traditional Unionist Voice and the 65,000 odd first preference votes which drifted to the TUV in May’s Stormont showdown?

With Macron now on the ropes politically, and with BoJo set to take full advantage of Macron’s misfortune, could the DUP find itself backed into a very tight political corner whereby the Sir Jeffrey-led has no other option but to blink and nominate a Speaker or face electoral humiliation either in an autumn Assembly election or next year’s planned council elections?

If the DUP cannot win back the majority of those 65,000 TUV votes, could Northern Ireland’s councils see significant gains for hardline Unionist candidates in the local government showdown?

Indeed, with Macron significantly weakened politically in France, would the EU be less tough on the UK if BoJo can use his new found ‘glory’ as King Peacemaker to get a resolution to the crisis in Ukraine?

In that scenario, BoJo can play the Protocol Bill card with the DUP any time he wants. Key question - can the DUP stomach the delay?

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Is BoJo Set To Become The New Macron?

Dr John Coulter ✒ As the battle lines are drawn in the latest Brexit sparring between the Tory Government and the European Union over the Northern Ireland Protocol, TPQ Monday contentious political commentator examines the options available to Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

The so-called ‘Bill to Kill the Protocol’ faces a rocky road ahead if it is to survive the rigours of the Westminster establishment and make it onto the statute books - especially in the House of Lords.

Boris is currently juggling a number of clubs, any one of which has the power to deliver a thumping political migraine as the PM struggles to assert his authority after his recent ‘squeaky bum’ victory in the Conservative vote of confidence.

How does he get the almost 150 rebel Tory MPs who voted against him to row in behind his leadership?

How does he persuade the DUP to nominate for Speaker of the Northern Ireland Assembly and kickstart devolved government again?

How does he persuade the Tory Right-wing - especially those in the European Research Group (ERG) - to help him get through two very awkward Westminster by-elections?

How does he restore confidence in the equally powerful Tory backbench 1922 Committee so that they publicly express the view that BoJo is the best PM to lead the party into the next General Election?

Can he win a so-called ‘trade war’ with the EU over the Northern Ireland Protocol?

How can he get Dublin off his back as the establishment parties in Southern Ireland (Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil) struggle to stop the Sinn Fein bandwagon?

And then there’s Russian boss Putin still on the loose in Ukraine … it seems wherever he turns, Boris will face a crisis. What is becoming increasingly clear, is that if he can get the ‘Protocol Problem’ solved, the other pieces of the political jigsaw will fall into place. But how?

As the war of words between the pro and anti-Protocol factions in Ireland, the UK and the EU starts to hot up and threats of an unofficial trade war are banged out across political jungle drums, in thinking of Boris’ options, I was reminded of a title of an academic paper I presented 20 years ago: October 2002: “Are you a shark or a piranha? The ethics of modern political journalism in Northern Ireland.” Political Studies Association of Ireland annual conference, Belfast.

In his dealings with the EU, Boris can either behave as a shark or a piranha when it comes to addressing the Protocol. As a shark, as in the film Jaws, he can politically bite huge chunks out of the legislation rendering the Protocol economically unworkable. Essentially, Boris condemns the Protocol to the dustbin of history

Or, he could behave like a piranha - ferociously gnawing away bit by bit at sections of the Protocol until it becomes nothing more than a meaningless piece of political toilet paper.

In fundamentally deciding as to whether he should be shark or piranha, Boris must fully understand what is the real three-fold purpose of the Protocol. Firstly, it is to punish the UK for daring to vote to leave the EU; secondly, to act as a warning shot for other EU member states - such as Poland and Hungary which have strong eurosceptic lobbies - don’t hold referenda on EU membership otherwise you will face the same fate, and thirdly, it is to save the Republic of Ireland from yet another Celtic Tiger economic collapse.

The Irish political establishment in Dublin need the Protocol to stop their 26 counties from being geographically isolated from the remainder of Europe. When the Celtic Tiger last collapsed, it was millions of British bailout pounds - when the UK was still an EU member - which saved the Republic’s failing economy. That cash cushion no longer exists.

Indeed, the Leinster House establishment parties - Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil - badly need the Protocol to promote Irish Unity via the backdoor before Sinn Fein takes power on both sides of the Irish border in Stormont and the Dail.

As a shark or piranha, Boris must call the EU’s bluff and press ahead with his Protocol Bill. The EU - in spite of all its bluster - does not want a trade war with the UK with Putin still on the loose in Ukraine as the EU will only meet its political Waterloo if it tries to fight on two fronts.

As for the Westminster establishment, it must make up its mind morally as to what is more important for the people of the UK - keeping an unworkable Protocol, or preserving the peace process in Northern Ireland.

Or put more bluntly, to cave in to EU sabre-rattling over the Protocol means reigniting the Troubles in Ireland. That has terrorist consequences which were felt not just in Ireland, north and south, but in mainland Britain and mainland Europe.

Much has already been said in terms of condemnation of the horrific social media video mocking the death of Catholic bride Michaela McAreavey on her honeymoon.

While there has been widespread condemnation of the vile video, the key question must be asked - if a mindset in loyalism exists which can compose such atrocious lyrics, could a similar mindset exist which would target both the Irish Republic and Irish locations in Britain if the Protocol led to Irish unification?

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Shark Or Piranha? BoJo’s Choice In ‘War’ With EU

Caoimhin O’Muraile ☭ The British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has come out with some outlandish and ridiculous ideas and acts in his time nobody could doubt that. 

There was the case of British-Iranian citizen, Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe, who was sentenced to five years imprisonment in Iran. She proclaimed her innocence and asked Johnson, then British Foreign Secretary, for help. After his bungled intervention her sentence was doubled to ten years, nice one Boris!!

If ever you are in trouble abroad don’t worry, just give old Boris a bell he’ll help dig your hole even deeper!! Fortunately, she was released, no thanks to Boris Johnson, in March 2022.

The latest ridiculous idea regarding refugees fleeing their own war-torn countries is to send them to live in Rwanda instead of the UK! This silly suggestion is probably an attempt to pacify the racist elements among his Conservative Party right-wing. This idea has got very serious historical connotations, for example back in 1937 the right-wing Polish Government had a similar scheme in mind wishing to send all Polish Jews to Madagascar, a plan later considered by the Nazi regime in Germany and we know what the final result on that occasion was.

Rwanda is a central African country bordered by Uganda and the Congo, two countries they are at constant loggerheads with. Only in 2019 did their latest war with the Congo come to an end. Even if Johnsons plan was accepted, and it most certainly should not be, is Rwanda the safest place on earth to re-settle people? War, the very evil these refugees are often fleeing, is a constant threat in Rwanda and perhaps Johnson should ask himself if he would emigrate there himself? The answer would be an emphatic no way. Why then does he think it a good idea to send helpless refugees there?

This kind of thinly disguised racism is prevalent in the British Conservative party, the party in Government there now. It appears the UK government just do not want refugees, no matter how desperate they are, within their borders! Is this policy to remain within their inflexible Brexit policy of stopping immigration into the country?

What would happen if the British Government get their way and start “offloading” refugees to Rwanda if the Rwandan Government do not want them either? Is it a case of so long as they are not in the UK who cares a fuck where they go? When the Nazis had this outrageous plan to send the Jews to Madagascar it came to nothing but, as we know they did not give up. They then tried to deport German Jews to Cuba (per-revolutionary Cuba) and the Cuban Government did not want them either so they ended up back in Germany and eventually the death camps! This is not to suggest Boris Johnson has anything of this nature in mind but an example of how these things can finish up if care is not taken. The fact is the idea is as stupid and wrong as the man who thought it up, Bouncing Boris.

The Labour opposition are opposing the idea, as are some more moderate members of the government, but not as vehemently as would be expected from an opposition who for some strange reason still see’s itself of the left.

This idea of Johnson's has not yet been passed in the House of Commons and let’s hope it never comes to fruition. I doubt it will, but the UK no doubt will limit the number of refugees entering the island of Britain and will probably be selective regarding what these refugees have to offer the UK.

The fact that Boris Johnson even entertained the idea of shipping refugees off to Rwanda should tell us all something about the way British politics may be travelling. The opposition to this offensive plan is not based on historical comparisons but more about sanctimonious morals. Not once have I heard any MP compare this plan of the PMs to that of Hitler to ship all European Jews to Madagascar. History has a terrible habit of repeating itself and let us hope we are not witnessing it here. I doubt we are but have the seeds being planted for the future? Time will tell, but all these points are well worth watching for all those who consider themselves anti-fascist.

Combating these ideas is not only about street fighting the mindless thugs who support them, but, and perhaps more importantly, it is about questioning various statements coming out of parliament(s), ideas such as this one advocated by Boris Johnson.

Caoimhin O’Muraile is Independent 
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Send Them To Rwanda!!

Dr John Coulter ✒ Boris Johnston recently hinted on the GB News TV channel that the potential for another Covid lockdown was still on the table should new Omicron mutations pose a serious threat. However,  the TPQ Monday contentious political commentator poses the question if re-opening the pandemic debate is merely a distraction from the UK’s seemingly muted response to the Russian invasion of Ukraine. 

Prime Minister Boris Johnson dropped a medical bombshell when he hinted that another March 2020-style lockdown was still an option should the Covid pandemic once more get out of hand.

He is at least realising that Covid is producing dangerous new variants, which if they go unchecked in terms of public vigilance or the booster loses effectiveness, could see the pandemic return to 2020 levels when the original lockdown was implemented.

The Prime Minister is keeping lockdown as a political option on the table should the medical evidence show that the mutations are getting out of control and hospital admissions and especially deaths begin to rise sharply.

The problem for the PM is one of credibility. The nation accepted the first lockdown because there was no vaccine available in March 2020, but that was before the Partygate crisis.

The fines to some Downing Street staff have fuelled the perception among the public - why should we observe a lockdown when even Downing Street ignored the regulations and restrictions?

So even if a lockdown was required to combat any future variants, how can it be enforced? Would the PM have to give the police extra powers to enforce a lockdown?

Could a lockdown present the street-based anti-vax movement with a new momentum, leading to serious public disorder.

On one hand, the PM in his GB News interview is sending the nation a veiled warning about the seriousness of Covid mutations, whilst at the same time saying that lockdown is a last resort method to contain these mutations.

His interview, therefore, could be interpreted as an appeal to the nation to be careful about the spread of Covid as there could be serious consequences if the nation becomes complacent about Covid.

On the negative side, is the PM playing the Covid card and the lockdown option to deflect attention away from his policy on Ukraine? Namely, the UK is only taking in a limited number of Ukrainian refugees thus far compared, for example to Germany and Ireland.

Is Boris, in terms of his visit to speak to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, trying to steal President Emmanuel Macron of France’s thunder given that Macron is facing a severe electoral threat this month from Le Pen on the Far Right?

However, what Boris should be really negotiating is to get Russian President Vladimir Putin and Zelentskyy to meet eye ball to eye ball to firstly get the killing and fighting stopped permanently and a negotiated withdrawal of Russian forces from Ukraine.

While Boris has promised millions in aid for Ukraine, what the Ukrainian forces really need are tanks, jets, helicopter gunships and heavy artillery. Yes, the bullets and blankets in British aid are vital, but if Ukraine is to militarily force the Russians out of the nation, then they need heavy weaponry.

Diplomatically, the West needs to ask - what could force Putin in person to the peace talks as there’s no use Putin sending Russian generals or some of his Kremlin representatives.

Boris could push ahead of Macron in the diplomatic stakes by suggesting that any war crimes against civilians in Ukraine will be dealt with by a series of Nuremberg trails as happened in 1945, or the trail of Slobadon Milosevic, the former Serbian President who died in jail in 2006, when he was charged with genocide and war crimes (dubbed the Butcher of the Balkans).

As a last resort, the West could fund a Ukrainian guerrilla warfare campaign against political and military targets in Russia itself. Imagine the political and military impact of a car bomb exploding outside the Kremlin?

Then again, is the UK Government dragging its heels on bringing in Ukrainian refugees after the poisoning attack on two Russian defectors - Sergei and Yulia Skripal - in the English city of Salisbury. The finger of blame for the attack on British soil, in which a banned nerve agent was allegedly used, was pointed firmly at Putin’s regime.

The fear could be that with countries like Ireland and Germany bringing in so many Ukrainian refugees that Russia - taking the Salisbury incident as a benchmark - begins to target the Ukrainian refugee communities in other nations.

Indeed, would the Russian secret services adopt the same policy as the Provisional IRA did - namely, republicans attacking British forces in foreign countries.

For example, the Provos attacked what they thought were British troops in Europe in May 1990, when they gunned down two Australian tourists in the Netherlands after mistaking them for off-duty soldiers.

PIRA was also blamed for attacks on British servicemen in West Germany, Belgium and the Netherlands, which killed six soldiers and one infant in 1988.

And on 6 March 1988, the British SAS shot dead three IRA members in Gibraltar during Operation Flavius. It is possible Russian special forces would be capable of carrying out their own versions of Operation Flavius against the Ukrainian refugee communities?

With millions of Ukrainian citizens seeking refuge across Europe, and if the war in Ukraine itself starts to stall badly for the Russians, would Moscow give the order to attack the Ukrainian communities in other countries using illegal biological or chemical weapons as was alleged to have happened in Salisbury?

This is an unfortunate scenario and debate which all nations which have kindly taken in Ukrainian refugees must now plan for. While these recent paragraphs may seem like journalistic sabre-rattling, the scenes of alleged Russian war crimes in Ukraine cannot be dismissed.

If the Russians find themselves militarily with their ‘backs to the wall’ in Ukraine, what are they capable of? If they can commit alleged war crimes in Ukraine, they can do it in Ireland, Germany and the UK. This is a bitter reality which must be faced by the West.

The United States funded the Contra rebels against the Sandinista regime in South America, and the West played a major role in funding UNITA rebels in their fight against the communist MPLA in Angola in Africa.

Ironically, the West also helped the Taliban against the former Soviet Union forces in Afghanistan.

Again, on the negative side, has the PM gone too far in mentioning lockdown as an option given the devastating economic, financial and social consequences which the original March 2020 lockdown inflicted in the nation?

The workable solution - in my opinion - while the PM has said lockdown is still on the table as an option, what should be established are a series of Liberated Zones across the UK which have been medically cleared as being totally Covid free. Only those people who have both tested negative and have the relevant Covid jab passports could enter such free areas.

These Liberated Zones could be located in towns, villages, hamlets, areas of a city or rural locations.

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Is Lockdown Ploy A Distraction From Ukraine?

Dr John Coulter ✒ With Russian boss Vladimir Putin set to invade the Ukraine, could even limited military action by the Kremlin provide seriously under-fire British PM Boris Johnson with a much-needed escape route to avoid the troubled Tory from having to quit Number 10? It could also serve as a potential ace card for Unionism should yet another Tory administration decide to politically stab the pro-Union community in the back. TPQ's contentious Monday political commentator investigates this conundrum.

Russian President Vladimir Putin has made no secret by his actions that rebuilding his Empire of the East is part of his populist policy to remain in power in the Kremlin.

While the overall rebuilding of the Russian Empire in the Baltic and the Balkans remains Putin’s priority, the immediate target is the former Soviet republic of Ukraine - which significantly borders four of the current European Union member states - Hungary, Poland, Slovakia and Romania.

Even limited military action by the Russians against Ukraine could have the midnight oil burning brightly in Brussels as the EU presses the political panic button over Putin.

Tragically, one aspect of all wars and conflicts is the creation of a refugee crisis (and that even includes the Troubles in Ireland). Any action by Putin’s forces against Ukraine could trigger a four-way dash by refugees towards the supposed ‘safety’ of EU states to escape the fighting.

Ironically, Russian tanks rolling across the Ukrainian border could well buy seriously under-fire British Prime Minister the valuable time he needs to head off a coup within his own Conservative party.

Put bluntly, the economic and political controversies caused by the Northern Ireland Protocol will plummet down the EU’s ‘to do’ list if Putin decides on a military option to bring Ukraine back into the new-look ‘Russian Empire.’

Even a limited military strike by the Russians - let alone a full scale invasion - on Ukraine will unleash a major refugee crisis for the EU. Given the state of the so-called Ukrainian forces, the chances are Ukraine will not put up much of a fight against the Russians.

The EU panic buttons will be pushed as Brussels becomes concerned that Putin will build a so-called ‘Red Wall’ around the overall EU state borders.

While Boris Johnson will be worried by a rebellion among ‘Red Wall’ Tory constituencies where Conservative MPs have wafter-thin majorities over Labour, The BoJo supporters club of MPs will also use Putin’s designs on Ukraine to launch an equally full scale onslaught on the Protocol as a deflection against the highly damaging ‘Partygate.’

The so-called ‘double jobbing’ legislation - allowing Westminster MPs to seek seats in the Stormont Assembly - has been scrapped. With problems mounting for Boris inside his party, he has taken the gamble that he will secure his own job first rather than worry if the DUP will wreck the Northern Ireland power-sharing Executive at Parliament Buildings ahead of the expected May Stormont General Election.

Now is the time for BoJo to launch his attack on the Protocol using Foreign Secretary Lis Truss. A Protocol victory for BoJo will buy the PM valuable survival time. A Russian action in Ukraine will force the EU to take its eye ‘off the Protocol ball’.

Ironically, too, does Putin’s expansionist policy regarding the Baltic and the Balkans provide Unionism with an unexpected ace card should the Tories turn ‘Judas’ on Northern Ireland over the Protocol?

During my time at the Irish Daily Star in 2014, I penned a column urging Unionists to consider some form of arrangement, known then as the Celtic-Russian Alliance, with Putin. That column was kindly carried on The Pensive Quill.

During the era of the Cold War when Russia was an overtly communist nation, the Right-wing Conservative pressure group, the National Monday Club, issued a policy statement booklet warning that a united Ireland could become ‘Britain’s Cuba’.

Even if Sir Jeffrey Donaldson, the DUP boss, now that the ‘double-jobbing’ legislation has been dumped, decides to pull his ministers out of the Executive pouring cold water politically on the Assembly with a Covid pandemic still hanging over society, that’s no guarantee the DUP will win enough MLAs for it to retain the First Minister’s post.

Once again, the Tory Government has fed the DUP to the wolves. Under Theresa May as PM, the Tories ‘rewarded’ the DUP’s ‘confidence and supply arrangement’ with the disastrous Withdrawal Agreement.

Now the Boris Government has again fed the DUP to the wolves by axing the ‘double-jobbing’ legislation, which would have enabled Commons MPs from the party to use its ‘big guns’ possibly to win extra seats in the Assembly showdown.

What happens if that May election returns Sinn Fein as the largest party? What happens if the polls in the republic are correct and Sinn Fein also emerges as the largest party in Dublin’s Leinster House, and Unionism is faced with a Sinn Fein First Minister and a Sinn Fein Taoiseach?

What happens if Truss and BoJo cannot politically and economically neuter the Protocol, even if Truss triggers Article 16 on the flow of goods between mainland Britain and Northern Ireland?

What happens if Sinn Fein in the top seats on both states in Ireland leads to the much talked about border poll? Can the pro-Union community be guaranteed of winning that poll? In short, with their backs to the wall politically and staring down the barrel of Irish Unity in some form, what should Unionists do?

While there is little harm in Unionism discussing and debating its role in an imaginary united Ireland, Unionists need to box clever with the Irish Republic, Westminster and the EU. That’s a lot of political clubs to juggle, any one of which could give Unionism a nasty political migraine.

Just as Northern Ireland is facing the medical prospect of having to live with Covid for the foreseeable future, so too, the Conservative party may send a message to Unionism - you’ll just have to live with the Protocol.

Imagine how political underwear would change colour in Westminster, Dublin, and Brussels if a Unionist delegation arrived in Moscow to establish trading and educational links with Putin?

Imagine if that Unionist delegation, supping tea at the Kremlin, told Putin about Northern Ireland’s historic records in building ships and planes - and, of course, the potential for student exchange programmes between schools, colleges and universities.

The ill-fated Titanic was built in Belfast. The Sunderland flying boat, Skyvan passenger plane, and Stirling heavy bomber are all famous products of the aircraft manufacturing industry.

How many jobs could be created for Northern Ireland workers if Putin signed a deal with the Assembly to build Russian warships and planes and develop Belfast International Airport’s facilities and runways so that it could cater for Russian long-range bombers?

If Westminster slide or dumped Northern Ireland into some form of Irish Unity, how would London react at the sight of President Putin arriving in Belfast to formally launch the Harland and Wolff shipyard-built ‘Leningrad’ nuclear battleship?

The last number of paragraphs may be dismissed as Hollywood thriller-type movie scripts, but a couple of facts need to be made clear. Firstly, Putin is one global president - unlike America’s ‘Sleepy Joe’ Biden in Afghanistan - who will not run away from military action.

Secondly, if Putin does make a clear military take-over in Ukraine, alarm bells will sound loudly in the EU; Putin remains the EU’s Achilles heel.

And thirdly, and most significantly, Unionism needs to be thinking of how it protects its identity and influence in the coming decades.

Dumped by London; ruled by Dublin - would Putin bankroll an independent Unionist-run ‘Ulster’? Taken in that context, my call for the formation of an Ulster Russia Friendship Society honest sound so politically daft after all.

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Could Putin Be Boris’s - And Unionism’s - Political Saviour?