Haha, I recall a similar joke that goes something like -
A man on a bus propositions an attractive nun. The nun horrified, rejects the advance much to the man's dismay. As the man is about to disembark, the bus driver suggests to him that he might successfully convince the nun if he were to dress up as jesus and meet her in the late evening at the cemetery where she prays. The man does so later that evening, greets the nun dressed as jesus in the dark cemetery, and says to her - "I am the lord and I command you to present your posterior for holy conjugation". The nun does so. Afterwards, the man comes clean, removes his disguise, and says -"haha, I'm not really jesus, I'm the man from the bus". To which the nun, removing their own disguise replies - "haha, I'm the bus driver".
Haha, I recall a similar joke that goes something like -
ReplyDeleteA man on a bus propositions an attractive nun. The nun horrified, rejects the advance much to the man's dismay. As the man is about to disembark, the bus driver suggests to him that he might successfully convince the nun if he were to dress up as jesus and meet her in the late evening at the cemetery where she prays. The man does so later that evening, greets the nun dressed as jesus in the dark cemetery, and says to her -
"I am the lord and I command you to present your posterior for holy conjugation".
The nun does so.
Afterwards, the man comes clean, removes his disguise, and says -"haha, I'm not really jesus, I'm the man from the bus".
To which the nun, removing their own disguise replies -
"haha, I'm the bus driver".
That's the way of it when I first heard it, Matt. Think it even better than the meme.
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