Nebraska "Prophet" Says God Needs Him To Have Access To A Private Jet

Friendly Atheist ★ Hank Kunneman said "even Jesus was concerned about going to certain ports and airports."

On Sunday, Nebraska preacher and self-proclaimed “prophet” Hank Kunneman told his followers at Lord of Hosts Church that he needed everyone to contribute to a brand new “travel fund” so that he can fly to various cities on a private jet.

Because commercial flight is just too damn difficult for people like him.

After making his usual requests for tithes, Kunneman launched into a separate request for a special “travel-the-world fund.” You see, recently, he was flying to Idaho, but his flight was delayed 10 hours. The problem, he concluded, wasn’t the weather or the specific airline. It was flying commercial in general.

The difference [between me and the rest of you] is I can’t afford, with my schedule and what I’m doing, to be your pastor here… to be stuck in an airport somewhere and be gone for three [or] four days. Or not get back for Sunday.

So he told his wife he had made an “executive decision”: 'I’m gonna charter a jet. Because I am so dedicated to God . . . '

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