- Election Manifesto
- Programme for Government
- Public Commitments
Attendance:
Core Subject |
Mark |
Focus for Development |
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United
Ireland |
2/10 |
The
student has singularly failed to progress a United Ireland agenda either within
the NI Executive or the UK body politic. Having only progressed by 1
percentage point since 1998, the student has been awarded 2 points for
perseverance. Despite the monotonous calls for the British Secretary of State
to call a border poll, there is zero indication that one is imminent or that
it would be won. Must try harder and move beyond the embarrassing rhetoric of
proxy organisations. |
A
Socialist Republic |
Not
Applicable |
Unable to mark
the student on this core subject as the student failed to mention this domain
in any of the work that has been submitted. While the student did utilise the
word socialist from the podium at the Easter Parades, the reaffirmation of this
fundamental republican creed has not been reflected within the extended
timeframe of this Executive. |
Redistribution
of Wealth |
0/10 |
This mark
reflects the commitment shown to tackle poverty as embodied by the
“Anti-Poverty Strategy” presented to the public by an Executive that the
student leads and holds 4 of the current 8 Ministries, including finance and economy.
The student must develop an understanding that many working-class communities
and vulnerable people have not benefitted from the “peace process gravy
train”. |
Community
Cohesion |
1/10 |
The assertion
from the head girl that her presence in areas affected by racist riots in
June 2025 would inflame tensions is a tacit acceptance that she is not “A
First Minister for All”. The failure by anyone to challenge her on this
assertion is an indication of how deeply ingrained sectarianism is, in NI
Society. In 2025 we still have
sectarian “no-go” areas. The north also remains the only place on this planet
where racism can actually be sectarianized. Failed strategies to address
racism and sectarianism must be jettisoned and failed “community workers” must
be redeployed. The student must decide if they actually want to tackle
sectarianism, racism and paramilitarism. If they do, then there is sufficient
time left in this term to advance a move away from Einsteins definition of
insanity. |
Health |
-2/10 |
The
promotion of a privatised, two-tier health service as the solution to
incredulous waiting lists in the north is without comparison on these isles.
In a policy shift that Thatcher would have winced at, rich people from the
northern jurisdiction can now pay to receive surgery in the southern
jurisdiction, the public purse will be used to reimburse the wealthy. To
promote equality of access to surgery, poor people requiring life changing
surgery can start go-fund me pages or pay loan sharks (income generation).
Points
were deducted from the student for dishonesty. Claiming the credit for the
restoration of (UK) pay parity for health workers in the north can only be
viewed in the context of the student reversing the “Tory austerity measure”
that the student themselves introduced in 2017.
The
student should focus less on populist, short-term Tory policy and more on
supporting the vulnerable in society.
Refer to earlier section on “Socialist Republic”
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Infrastructure |
1/10 |
The student’s
incompetence in building a road from Aughnacloy to Derry is only matched by
their ineptitude in not pedestrianising a road in Belfast City Centre. The
student must make themselves aware of the legislative changes on climate
change that their party supported in the Executive. While no points were
deducted for dishonesty, the student’s failure to conduct public business in a
transparent and open manner does not bode well for an “Ireland of equals”. The
student should focus on referencing its homework against legislation that it
has already submitted. Getting caught out “winging it” is not the hallmark of
good governance. |
Environment |
4/10 |
Credit
should be given to the students Government for including action on the
ecological crisis that has gripped Lough Neagh for almost two years. Action
to tackle the poisoning of the source of 50% of the norths drinking water is
now included in the Programme for Government.
However, The manager of the Lough Neagh Partnership has noted that: “all
the political support and concern for the Lough seemed to have evaporated and
disappeared like melted snow”. The
student should reflect on the necessity to follow through on actions that are
agreed in the spotlight of publicity and in response to public outcry. Photo
ops and platitudes are not a substitute for action. |
Sport |
Not
Applicable |
The powerlessness
and incompetence displayed by your government in failing to build a football
pitch in West Belfast is the most profound demonstration of your party’s
inability to organise a “piss up in a brewery”. The County Antrim
Board of the GAA is now privately expressing its concern that “project
Casement” was scuppered by Sinn Fein interference which they now feel was
driven by a desire to cash in on a multi-million-pound open air concert opportunity.
The student should instruct “the peoples festival” that it should acquire its own HQ and
concert venues, not encroach upon the needs and aspirations of Antrim Gaels. |
General
Comments: |
Given that
the student had an extended period of 25 years in Kindergarten and Primary
School, more was expected from the scholar on entering “Big School”. The first
term has been unremarkable in that it was marked by a continuation of DUP and
British Government policy of the 1998 to 2023 era. The school staff had
little expectation that the student would instigate the radical agenda as
promised in their manifesto for “change” and noted pre-roll call that their
stated ambition would exceed their capability. It was not, however,
unreasonable to have assumed that the pre-enrolment promise of “change” referred
to a positive change for the electorate, rather than merely a change to the
flag colour on the donkey. It is
difficult to envisage how the student can improve their grades with only 17
months remaining in their mandate. If the student perseveres with their
adherence to the Twainian maxim that it is easier to fool people than to
convince them that they are being fooled they may yet progress beyond a
single term in long trousers on the basis that they are not the DUP. |
⏩Muiris Ó Súilleabháin was a member of the Republican Movement until he retired in 2006 after 20 years of service. Fiche bhliain ag fás.
Always enjoy your humour infused, perceptive analyses, Muiris.
ReplyDeleteThe satirical cut is the deepest
ReplyDeleteIf you didn't laugh you would cry. We live in Willy Wonka's Upside Down World
ReplyDeleteThey may have graduated to the "Big" School but that school has been running for hundreds of years, administering colonies on the other side of the planet with the brutality of a crocodile attack or the deftness of a pianist as required. A teacher's pet would not be an unsuitable moniker. Yet I'm still unsure why they don't see this?
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