Am I the only one who is always in the wrong queue?
The queue that grinds to a halt as soon as I join it. The airport queue that the first two Muppets in line argue over who has the passports or nowadays who has the Covid forms. Or they look in amazement when the check in tells them they are 18 kilos each over the limit and that 4 carry-on bags are not allowed.
Or the Asda queue that stops dead when Mr/Mrs/Ms brain dead decide they forgot half a dozen eggs and barge past the rest of the line while the person on the till stares to the ceiling indicating it's not her fault. Back soon with eggs it takes them a lifetime to pack away their stuff while bawling at Chardonnay who is in the trolley throwing all the bought goods out including the eggs which are now looking scrambled.
Absolute Muppets the lot of them. And yes, if you are wondering I have today been behind such people.
Or the Asda queue that stops dead when Mr/Mrs/Ms brain dead decide they forgot half a dozen eggs and barge past the rest of the line while the person on the till stares to the ceiling indicating it's not her fault. Back soon with eggs it takes them a lifetime to pack away their stuff while bawling at Chardonnay who is in the trolley throwing all the bought goods out including the eggs which are now looking scrambled.
Then, fucking then, this idiot rummages around trying to find purse or wallet. After three cards are rejected they realise they have no cash.
Absolute Muppets the lot of them. And yes, if you are wondering I have today been behind such people.
⏩Davy Clinton is a life long Glasgow Celtic supporter.
I hope you have at least one tube of cold beer in your fridge. Seems you deserve it more than most today....
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