A muslim woman is getting arrested and the police officer handcuffs her and he tells her she has the right to remain silent.She suddenly starts laughing. The police officer notices, and questions her behavior.The Muslim woman replies...."Why, you see, I'm just happy to finally have a right!" .... A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, Male or female ?
The customer says, Female.
The counter guy asks, Black or white?
The customer says, White.
The counter guy asks, Christian or Muslim?
The customer says, What does religion have to do with it?
The counter guy says, The Muslim one blows itself up. ......... I met a Muslim man who said he had the Qur'an on DVD. The trouble started when I asked him to burn a copy for me. .........................
A Abdul was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked Abdul if he'd like a drink. Abdul replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!" Paddy handed his drink back and said....."Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"
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A cowboy, an Indian, and a Muslim are sitting in a bar......the Indian looks up and with a single tear and says "My people were once many, but now we're few." The Muslim chuckles and says " My people were once few, but now we're many." The cowboy looks up and says "Thats because we haven't played cowboys and Muslims yet."
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A Priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi are having a discussion. They are trying to determine the exact point when life starts. The Muslim argues that life starts at conception. The Priest disagrees and says that life starts at birth. The Rabbi turns to the two men and says, you are both wrong. When the dog dies and the kids move out, that is when life begins.
Former IRA volunteer and ex-prisoner, spent 18 years in Long Kesh, 4 years on the blanket and no-wash/no work protests which led to the hunger strikes of the 80s. Completed PhD at Queens upon release from prison. Left the Republican Movement at the endorsement of the Good Friday Agreement, and went on to become a journalist. Co-founder of The Blanket, an online magazine that critically analyzed the Irish peace process. Lead researcher for the Belfast Project, an oral history of the Troubles.
A muslim woman is getting arrested and the police officer handcuffs her and he tells her she has the right to remain silent.She suddenly starts laughing. The police officer notices, and questions her behavior.The Muslim woman replies...."Why, you see, I'm just happy to finally have a right!"
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A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, Male or female ?
The customer says, Female.
The counter guy asks, Black or white?
The customer says, White.
The counter guy asks, Christian or Muslim?
The customer says, What does religion have to do with it?
The counter guy says, The Muslim one blows itself up.
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I met a Muslim man who said he had the Qur'an on DVD.
The trouble started when I asked him to burn a copy for me.
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A Abdul was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked Abdul if he'd like a drink. Abdul replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!" Paddy handed his drink back and said....."Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"
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A cowboy, an Indian, and a Muslim are sitting in a bar......the Indian looks up and with a single tear and says "My people were once many, but now we're few." The Muslim chuckles and says " My people were once few, but now we're many." The cowboy looks up and says "Thats because we haven't played cowboys and Muslims yet."
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A Priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi are having a discussion. They are trying to determine the exact point when life starts. The Muslim argues that life starts at conception. The Priest disagrees and says that life starts at birth. The Rabbi turns to the two men and says, you are both wrong. When the dog dies and the kids move out, that is when life begins.