When you go into a shop and the queue is long and you are in a rush..simply start wheezing, sneezing and coughing and say "fcuk it hasn't been this bad since I came back from China" and watch the queue clear....
Former IRA volunteer and ex-prisoner, spent 18 years in Long Kesh, 4 years on the blanket and no-wash/no work protests which led to the hunger strikes of the 80s. Completed PhD at Queens upon release from prison. Left the Republican Movement at the endorsement of the Good Friday Agreement, and went on to become a journalist. Co-founder of The Blanket, an online magazine that critically analyzed the Irish peace process. Lead researcher for the Belfast Project, an oral history of the Troubles.
Bat flu advice...
ReplyDeleteWhen you go into a shop and the queue is long and you are in a rush..simply start wheezing, sneezing and coughing and say "fcuk it hasn't been this bad since I came back from China" and watch the queue clear....