Kop Kin

Being asked to manage Liverpool Football Club was a great privilege. I have, however, found the last few months some of the most challenging of my career. I am very sad not to have been able to put my stamp on the squad – Roy Hodgson

It was against Rangers in the 1973 Scottish Cup Final that I saw Kenny Dalglish play live for the one and only time. When he joined Liverpool four years later from Celtic as a replacement for Kevin Keegan his already formidable reputation went into overdrive. Although Dalglish never learned to speak English, preferring Glaswegian mumbly bumbly, his soccer brilliance quickly saw him integrated into the side. He was something else and probably the only player of his day that could adequately step into the shoes of Keegan. He demonstrated that much the following year when his goal against Bruges retained the European Cup for Liverpool which a Keegan driven team had first won the year before in a great game against Borussia Mönchengladbach.

When I finally took my place on the Kop, as I had always longed to do throughout my imprisonment, I was aware that I was not watching the finest Liverpool team on record. Jail denied me that. By the time I had set foot in my secular heaven Dalglish and company had long since gone.

Three and a half decades on from Bruges Kenny Dalglish is still spoken of in reverential terms normally reserved for Bill Shankly. So few shockwaves were generated when it was announced today that the Merseyside minnows had parted company with their manager of a mere six months, Roy Hodgson, and that Dalglish would take charge. But can this dour Scot bring to the club what the other dour Scot did when he took over in the 1960s? I hope so but doubt it.

Roy Hodgson, who Dalglish replaces at the helm of the club until the end of the current season at least, was not the source of Liverpool’s woes. So there is no good reason for believing that getting rid of him equates with getting rid of the problems at Anfield. Hodgson inherited these difficulties in circumstances which were never favourable. For sure, since then, 7 league wins out of 20 compounded by losing at home to losers like Blackpool and Wolves hardly encouraged the fans to sign up to his programme. But the rot was there and victories against such sides would only have masked the stench of decay. Hodgson caught the club on its way down and the force of gravity took him with it. He stood no chance of improving on the performance of Rafa who was ditched by the board as the bottom caved in, leaving the trapdoor open for Hodgson who handcuffed himself to the club in its freefall. It is hard to be unsympathetic to Roy Hodgson. He was asked to carve something out of rotten wood and despite his ability to work well on limited resources the task at Anfield proved beyond him.

Nor was Rafa the cause of the problems either despite his failure to salvage his reputation at Inter Milan with whom he recently parted company. Liverpool is a club that lost its way a long time ago. During its spice boy era it maintained a prominent position in English soccer but the glory days were well behind it. Robbie Fowler, Michael Owen and Steve McManaman would have featured in any of the teams that became Liverpool greats, but their trophy cabinets were empty by comparison with those in the homes of Graeme Souness, Alan Hanson or Ian Rush.

Arguably the rot started around the time Dalglish left the club. I suspect he saw it setting in and made his exit. They have never taken a title since. Moreover, there was just something about the teams managed by Dalglish that suggested a lack of bottle at the crucial moment. Two seasons running they squandered the chance to win the league and cup double in the very last game of the season.

In managerial terms Liverpool are returning to their earlier tradition of going for one of their own. But nostalgia can rupture reason and there is nothing that would allow us to believe Dalglish can bring out in the same players what Rafa or Hodgson could not. The club are going for kin, not king. There is no throne to sit on. The kingdom of Liverpool FC is no more.

27 comments:

  1. Good luck with King Kenny, his return to Celtic with John Barnes was nothing short of embarrassing. Still one of the all time greats to pull on the hoops

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  2. Ach Anthony, are ya feelin sorry for yourself ahead of tomorrows thrashing? Hodgson is lucky to be out of it, Dalglish was brought in before tomorrow and saved him the ordeal.
    United will hammer em tomorrow mackers and kenny will take you nowhere only DOWN. I see Barnes is with him, as a Celt, that makes me cringe. Another few months big wages for a coupla has-beens. Thank god they're not at Celtic, even Lennon better than those two oportunists.

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  3. I just don't believe it can be done lads. Even if they beat Utd tomorrow, and that could happen, it will do nothing to address the long term problems at the club. At least their demise was predictable. Look at Chelsea. Nobody saw that coming

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  4. And I would add to that, even if they put Fergie in to manage it, without the financial clout to buy players, he couldn't do it and he is the best in the game.

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  5. What i'd love to see is a low budget squad do the business. Not impossible either, Leeds today near sickened Arsenal and Newcastle got a right gunk. I don't believe in spending 27 million like man city just did on a guy no one knows. Crazy.

    Tommy Doc was great at scowering the lower leagues for genuine talent. It obviously can still be done, maybe there's just no commission in it.

    Mackers if united are beat tomorrow i'll send ye a bottle of whiskey, aint gunna happen unless Fergie gets insulting and puts the 'babes' out...the ones in the graveyard!!

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  6. liverpool could be following in leeds and newcastles footsteps.

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  7. Larry,

    Liverpool were good at that at one time too. But that was back in the days when the teams were only allowed a certain amount of players from other countries. They had to look around the lower divisions. They got Rush from Chester for example. They picked up Dalglish from some wee Scottish team called Celtic. It is not beyond them taking the drop. Unlikely but it could happen. Wen they find Dalglish does not walk on water, the heads could drop.

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  8. Larry,

    they really need to be moving Gerard and Carragher on. Great players in their day they cannot be the spine of a championship side. Liverpool need to realise that there is life post Gerard.

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  9. the dalglish thing is buying the fans off for the moment with superficial sentimentality. We calts had a bellyful of that crap. dalglish+barnes seein to themselves. quick easy buck.

    i remember a defender called jones being bought by liverpool from some 3rd division club, he went straight in against man utd and was man of the match.

    i think the foriegn player thing is an excuse for being lazy. big wallet, buy success, dont build it.

    by the way that wee airplane bottle of whiskey on ice for you, courtesy of Ryanair. Phone me after the game if ur still concious and listen to me drink it ha ha!!

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  10. mackers b4 i hit the land of 'nod'
    as a neutral i wish you well for tomorrow. a draw, and then beat 0-1 at Anfield.
    sorry mucker, can't help yankin yer chain, pissin myself larfin here.

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  11. Larry,

    Rob Jones came from Crewe and and was the best full back they had since Alex Lindsey who came from Bury.

    Problem was injuries and they lost him. His career ended at 27. Sad.

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  12. A Chara,

    There you go again, Comrade McIntyre with more of your imperialist nonsense, like Belfast is the cockpit of Irish republicanism or that the queen's english is proper english.

    I'll have my mumbly bumbly anyday over these myopic notions of grandeur. Its time you took a
    spin round our global village and had a gander ! Perhaps the following article might help illustrate what I am on about !

    The UK media industry, based exclusively within Greater London, is on the cusp of a linguistic revolution, we can reveal.

    Following a series of successful test programmes featuring a man from
    "Wales" reading the news and a young gentleman from the city of
    "Newcastle" as a narrator, BBC sporthosts have decided to allow more people who
    speak funny onto our BBC computer screens.

    The dramatic change will bring mainstream media in line with the more culturally aware media programmes such as drama, which have enjoyed the ironic nature and peculiar philosophy of those that live above the Watford Gap for many years now.

    "I have already signed one man from Liverpool, where the football club is," one producer confided. "He sounds just like John Lennon used to talk, which is great because we're planning a 60s season from the autumn."

    "I've got one from Scotland," another excitedly explained. "It's either Glaswegian or from Edinburgh. I can't understand a word it says, but then that's all the rage with this new approach to inclusive programming."

    The startling new trend is believed to have stemmed from BBC Messageboard
    host Mark Lawrenceson, who, taking an ironic holiday in Britain in 2006, came across an enormous number of people who were able to communicate with each other but did so in a most peculiar manner.

    Sporting a black poloneck and light-grey sports jacket, Lawrenson said
    "However, I soon realised they were talking English but in a funny
    accent. I was appalled at the time but I later realised the untapped
    potential for using these people to appeal to their own kind."

    Since that dream, Lawrenceson has faced an enormous amount of criticism from within the media concerned about "dumbing-down" and the continued inclusion of non-Oxbridge candidates in the industry, but has ultimately
    triumphed.

    However, while people with "regional accents" — as they have become known — are now allowed on the screen, New BBC bosses told us there are no plans to move the industry itself out of London. "Can you imagine what would happen?" one asked rhetorically. "I mean, we've got one or two
    spots in Manchester and Nottingham because it's cheaper up there, but
    can you seriously imagine people from outside London making decisions about what programmes appear on our screen? It would all be about pigeons or rap music or working-class football players and all without a drop of condescension."

    boru

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  13. Anthony there is no doubt that L/pool are in deep shit, but Dalglish has done his time in the wilderness, he has made the mistakes,I think what you will see is a wiser Kenny who still has the power to inspire and the finance,s to buy,I cant see him taking this job as a stop gap measure.if I remember rightly Alex Ferguson did,nt get of to the best start with Utd,I believe Dalglish has the ability to command support from the board ,supporters and of course the players,I think he,ll do the businesss.and I,m a UTD supporter.

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  14. Marty,

    I am not so sure. Fergie had a bad start and I think was ready to get the boot only they took the league. Since then he has not looked back. I still think Liverpool were on the way back from the fair in terms of dominance within English football when Dalglish left them.

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  15. Brian
    interesting post. I remember the days when bouquet/bucket types here [ Gloria Honeyford ] thought to improve your lot you should immitate the English in action and accent. Anyone doing 'well' especialy on tv adopted an english twang. Makes me puke.

    But i must report that as far as teaching English goes in foreign countries [ TEFL ] Scottish people are almost rejected out of hand. Possibly because Japanese and Korean parents don't wish to fork out huge wads of cash for their kid to come home askin 'all rite ma,wats fer dinner the noo, jimmy'?
    or 'Ah dinny the ken boot this fukn haemwark'. I tried to introduce my mrs to the philosophy of Rab C but missed 80% the programe explaining the first 20% Probably why it was subtitled in England.

    I have a son who's only ever word is amost always 'fuck'. He has thousands of tone, stress and emotional emphasis to relay his feelings on any given statement or situation. I refer to him as the mono syllable wonder. A phonetics genious ta boot.

    It's my opinion that Scotland, the north of England; the 'regions' have more character and humour as expressed by Billy Connolly, with the exclusion of Anglicised Edinburgh. Regional tv for the regions is great. Yorkshire and Birmingham etc can have islamabad cartoon time.

    Mackers 2 hrs til amagedon, thinkin bout ye.

    marty
    get aff yer knees, Liverpool in for a throttling and kenny taking them to the basement.

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  17. A good game to watch but it sort of flattered Liverpool. Utd did not play as they could and Liverpool played better than they normally do.

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  18. Anthony,

    The kingdom of Liverpool FC is no more.

    Sad but true. One thing that could stop Man Utd breaking Liverpool's record of league titles is me putting money on Utd to do it! It worked last season. However, with Chelsea out of the picture and Arsenal stuttering, I believe that if Utd are to be denied, God would have to exist and be a newfound Liverpool fan.

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  19. Alfie, but we know god doesn't exist and if he did he would not be a Liverpool fan. The evidence for that is that according to 'Albert' who phoned up BBC Talk Back after the Hillsborough god had punished the Liverpool fans that day because the Anglo Irish Agreement had been signed at a place called Hillsborough. My point about the theology of hate promoted by sickos like Albert.

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  20. Larry what do you want me to say ,Roy Hodgson -the worst pool manager since Michael Barrymore!

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  21. some one said UTD never got out of third gear. I recon third gear is their max. They're flat looking. The CL will show them up. Liverpool very unlucky not to get that draw mackers.

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  22. Mackers....what is this all about being a Liverpool fan. ? You as I remember only too well were the only Man City fan I ever knew.

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  23. I think the new ownership will eventually turn things around. The guy has very deep pockets and a willingness to spend as much money as it takes to win. Being a third rate team won't be acceptable to him so I wouldn't be too gloomy about L/pool's future.

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  24. Anthony the mystery of the missing Nuala has finally been solved,after you expressed concern re Nuala,s prolonged absense we sent out a missing TPQ member alert,and a reply came directly,it seems the bold Nuala had left her local tavern a little warmer than she went in ,she had the price of 3 bags of coal in her, eyewitness accounts state that they saw her crawling up the Sringfield rd in a full blown snow storm it now seems the poor lass is suffering from a severe bout of snow blindness, and her beloved Albert and Kevin have been munching in meat dishes all week and praying for more snow!

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  25. Referee Howard Webb’s kids have been in the press this morning denying their dad is a Man Utd fan. “Our dad has always been a big football fan, but he’s a fan of the game and never had allegiance to any particular club. Any suggestions otherwise are extremely hurtful to our dad as a professional and to us as a family” stated his children George, Bobby, Alex, Eric and Cristiano.

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  26. blackpool everton+wolves seriously hard games ahead 4 king kenny+digger barnes lol
    wite knuckle ride big man!!

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  27. Alfie,

    God may well come into being before Liverpool improve!

    Marty,

    The missing Nuala was missed indeed. But I doubt if Albert and Kevin were joyously tucking into good dishes. Albert usually goes for past the sell by date stuff!!

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