Showing posts with label Peter Anderson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Peter Anderson. Show all posts
Peter Anderson ⚽ They didn't deserve it and they didn't get it. 

The underperforming English fell at the final hurdle as was absolutely inevitable given the poor quality of manager in place for the last number of years. The best team in the tournament deserved it and landed the prize.

For many years Spain followed a similar trajectory to England. Despite having one of the strongest leagues on the planet and arguably the biggest club side, they regularly underperformed. Like England, the only trophy they had won was in the 60s, a Euros in '64. They famously were effectively knocked out of their own World Cup in '82 by Northern Ireland and lost on penalties to England in Euro 96 in the last 16.

Shortly after moving to Spain, I went see them playing France on the big screen at the fan zone in Madrid city centre during the World Cup of 2006. The Spaniard I was with explained to me that they would certainly lose because they always lose these games. I remember being shocked that Spain were so poor. I always imagined that they were a big team, but no they weren't. One trophy years ago, then many years of hurt.

Things changed. And quickly. The Spanish F.A. made the decision to bring in Luis Aragones, a well respected old timer who had managed at the top of La Liga for years. He inherited a team with a mountain of young talent and he made sure to use them well. Xabi, Xavi, David Silva, Iniesta and Fernando Torres quickly became regular starters and playing a brand of bright, attacking footy. They quickly gained success. They won the Euros in 2008 beating Germany in the final. The monkey was finally off the back. Aragones was replaced by Del Bosque who introduced the team to tiki-taka and they went on to win the World Cup in 2010 and the Euros again in 2012. This team is rightly regarded as one of the best in history, certainly one of the most successful.

It seems totally intuitive to put a team of exceptional young talented players in the hands of older, experienced managers and the success duly came.

England on the other hand, decided to go for a vanilla manager with no experience. They wanted a conservative "safe pair of young, English hands" after the failures of Sven and Capello, and the disaster of Hodgson. And Southgate was a good choice initially. He dispensed with the disunity culture that saw the players hanging out with their clubmates only. He defended the team from the over-aggressive press and he galvanised the team into a group that believed they could win.

But he didn't have the necessary nous to install a style of play that everybody buys into, or to have a plan B when things go wrong. In this Euro cup it was obvious that the front 4 of Saka, Bellingham, Foden and Kane wasn't working, but he persisted when everybody knows that a top manager would have changed things. The quality of the opposition afforded multiple chances to field a new team. He didn't. One journalist reported that during the second half Bellingham approached Southgate and told him to "fucking do something". Shortly after Kane was subbed. I don't know how true it was but it sounds about right.

What will England do next? The pressure is on to get it right or another generation will be lost. For Spain, the hoodoo is well and truly broken. A World Cup, 3 Euros and a Nations League in 16 years is pretty damn good. I was lucky enough to be at the national celebrations at Cibeles Fountain in Madrid in 2008 and 2010 and I know what winning tournaments means to a nation of footy lovers after years of mediocrity. I hope one day England do the same, but the F.A. needs to be bold and get the right man. They had the best squad at this Euros, better than Spain's, and they had the easiest of possible opponents and still couldn't put together 90 minutes of good footy.

Something better change.

This is my last article as sports writer for The Pensive Quill. I would like to thank Mackers for the opportunity and to everybody who read the blog and commented. It has been a pleasure.

Peter Anderson is a Unionist with a keen interest in sports

My Final Offering

Peter Anderson ⚽ The weekend started so well

A plethora of assholes promoted above their capabilities were shown the door: Jacob Rees-Mogg-Twat, Ian "airmiles" Paisley and Stephen "woke as f-f" Farry were the highlights.

And while it was going to be hard to top that list,I was hoping, really hoping, that the weekend would finish with Gareth "useless" Southgate being shown the door too. Alas, it was not to be as the most boring team in world football stumbled through another round to reach the semi-finals.

How is this happening? Are we inhabiting in some sort of alternative universe? England's last 6 games have seen them lose to Iceland, draw with Denmark, Slovenia and Switzerland, beat Serbia 1-nil despite being awful for most of it and need extra-time to beat Slovakia. In all of those games they have been poor to watch and created very little despite having a squad stacked with talent. Southgate's conservatism with team selection and complete void of tactics is making this wonderful team of Champions League winners and Premier League winners look like a Sunday pub team. It is anti-football.

Simple.

The most galling part is that the pundits have defended him to the hilt. Gary Neville was at it on Saturday. As well as dancing around the studio screaming like a right twat when the winning penalty went in, he was quick to defend "the most successful England manager since Sir Alf". I think he just doesn't have the balls to criticise him, just like he didn't have the balls to criticise Ole Solksjaer. "Win at any cost" shouldn't be an option for the big sides. It should be how Northern Ireland win games, or RoI, or Scotland, not England. With their squad they should be entertaining.

France have been just as bad as England. They have caught the anti-football bug. The quarter-final against Portugal was so bad I switched it off at half-time. Deschamps has been shockingly poor. As was Martinez for Portugal. Despite their stellar squad, Martinez kept Ronaldo on the pitch for the full 120 minutes when he was useless. No balls. At least ten Hag had the necessary cojones to tell the over-the-hill CR7 that he was surplus to requirements. And so, a quarter-final of a major tournament that started with Mbappé, Griezmann, Bernardo Silva, Ronaldo and Leão on the pitch, ended up a 120 minute snorefest.

Now it is down to the Netherlands to get the dork of all dorks sacked.

I fear I'm becoming obsessed! But we just can't have a France v England final. We just can't. For the sake of football it must be Netherlands v Spain.

Peter Anderson is a Unionist with a keen interest in sports

Anti-Football

Peter Anderson ⚽ Gareth Southgate is now England's most successful manager in the modern era. 

Considering how bad he is, you can see the colossal extent of England's underperformance at tournament football. From 1966 to 2016, England won 6 tournament games at the knock-out phase, and under Southgate England have won 7. He has led England to a Euro final and a World Cup semi-final, and a quarter-final in each. That is quite some achievement for such an awful manager. If Klopp or some such manager had the job, they would have won at least 2 of those tournaments.

On Sunday evening, we were once again subjected to the most abjectly awful football. Against a pedestrian Slovakia, England huffed and puffed and completely failed to blow the house down. Walker, Stones, Foden, Rice and Saka, who are star performers for Arteta and Pep, looked a shadow of their normal selves. Jude Bellingham and Harry Kane, the crown jewels, offered nothing. In the 3 group games Bellingham had passed the ball to Kane a total of two times! There was no cohesion, no ideas, no plan, no flow, nada. At one-nil down with 30 seconds of injuy time remaining, up stood Jude the Obscure to level the score and Kane won it in the first minute of extra-time. So, England are once again in the quarters of a major tournament. Next up is Switzerland, who have looked fantastic so far. If it goes to form, the Swiss will win it easily, but you wouldn't put it past this England team to stumble into the semis.

Later in the evening, the best side in the tournament so far, Spain, won easily against plucky Georgia to set up an absolutely mouth watering tie with hosts Germany, next Friday at 5pm. I would have preferred that match to be the final, but no matter, it could be a classic. Then on Saturday at 5pm hopefully we will see the Swiss put the English out of their misery.

Peter Anderson is a Unionist with a keen interest in sports

Huffed And Puffed

Peter Anderson ⚽ The pointy end of the Euros is drawing closer and we still see no clear favourite to lift the trophy, and the competition is all the richer for it. 

Two things we know, that neither England nor Scotland will be lifting it. Scotland, because they are out (good riddance) and England, because they are shit. Southgate is all over the place, saying in one interview that the team is experimental because they haven't solved the midfield issue with Kalvin Phillips, even though he had Phillips at the World Cup and didn't use him once. How long does it take to solve a problem? The media are demanding Mainoo or Wharton be given a chance but Southgate is very conservative and looks like a bunny in the headlights. One thing is for sure, that is England were woeful against Denmark, worse than the second half against Serbia.

After a decade with these players Southgate still has no clear way of playing, no personality and no identity. The first "decent" team they play will kill them.

While the home nations won't lift the trophy, Germany and France don't look certs for it either. Les Bleus have been crap and Germany struggled for a draw with Switzerland. You can't write the French or the hosts out just yet, I just don't think they are the certs that some people think. Talking of Switzerland, they have been mightily impressive and a possible outside bet.

Spain and Portugal have also looked very good. Spain don't have the strength in depth of the glory years, but Portugal do. During the last game they had the Joãos Felix, Palhinha and Neves, City's Nunes, Liverpool's Jota and Wolves' Ruben Neves on the bench. They would start for most countries. Their starting eleven was littered with big hitters mostly plying their trade in the English Premier League, plus CR7. They are quickly moving to be my favourites. We'll see how they fair against Georgia, but they are odds on to top their group.

That leaves Belgium and The Netherlands. The Netherlands have been playing well and top their group, while Belgium have dominated both their games without really shining but you must consider that Lukaku has had 3 goals chalked off by VAR. The latest was an absolute peach from an exquisit through ball from KdB which was judged off-side by the invisible referee. On review it was incredibly harsh as they looked level. The semi-automated off-side VAR system is definitely much quicker but until they sort out the "gaining an advantage", and the handball rules, it will continue to suck the love out of the game. If Lukaku's non-goals had been allowed then Belguim would be in a great position. As it stands they are in the tightest group and could yet go home.

My prediction is that England will stumble past Slovenia and top the group, giving them an "easy" (on paper) game in the round of 16, which they will also stumble through and then get chinned in the quarters.

The semis will include Spain, Portugal, Germany plus one other, hopefully Belgium or Switzerland. It has been an engaging tournament thus far and there are plenty of shocks and drama ahead for sure.

Peter Anderson is a Unionist with a keen interest in sports

Shocks And Drama Ahead

Peter Anderson ⚽ I was hoping to write about wee Rory McIlroy breaking his Major drought.

But from 2 up with 4 to play he managed to bogey 3 of the last 4 holes to blow it and lose the U.S. Open to the horrible DeChambeau. So footy it is.

The Euros provided some great entertainment this weekend. I watched the tournament opener with great anticipation of seeing the Scots getting mauled and I wasn't disappointed. For most of my life Scotland was my second team in international affairs of sport. Then something changed and they started booing our national anthem when we played them at footy. 

Now, I'm not one for national anthems and I certainly don't think Northern Ireland should have GSTK as ours. But it is. And nobody should boo the anthem of your opponent, it just ain't sport. In the warm ups for the Euros we played the Scots at Hampden and they booed it again. We beat them 0-1 and the delicious thing about it was the winning goal was scored by young Bradley, a catholic born, ex-GAA player from a nationalist part of Tyrone. Lovely. I haven't had so much fun beating it up the Scots on Twitter since wee Jimmy Cranky lost the Indie-ref.

So, it was great to see the Huns maul the smelly socks. Hopefully they'll get another one against Switzerland, forcing them to play a dead rubber against Hungary.

England on the other hand did what England do: underperform. They were saved by young Bellingham with the only goal of the game. Listening to the pundits and commentators purring about Bellingham reminded me of Ron Manager from the classic 90s sketch show The Fast Show. In one sketch, talking about Stan Colleymore, he described him as, "ooh...such a big and powerful physique but graceful like a big cat...grrrr....gorgeous isn't he?" And in a similar homoerotic style we were treated to Bellingham being described as "...ohh so graceful...dominant...and still only 20 years old". Ohh....suits you, sir!

Is there anything more vomit inducing than England pundits during an England game? It'll take more than the graceful, dominant Bellingham to get England over the line. They looked totally in control for the first 25 minutes and quite clueless thereafter. Kane had only 2 touches in the first half and they repeatedly gave the ball away cheaply in the second. This has been going on for years under Southgate and given the players at his disposal and the amount of years working with the squad, this should be a well oiled machine by now. And to think that there are some sages who still think they have a chance of winning the cup!😜

Peter Anderson is a Unionist with a keen interest in sports

Vomit Inducing Punditry

Peter Anderson ⚽It's Euros time again!

I've always liked the Euros because you get straight down to business. Not like the World Cup where you have a load of dead rubbers to sit through until the competition starts in earnest. No Congos or Hondurases to clog up the fixture list. Also, there are no weird time zone differences to interfere with your viewing time, like watching Brazil v England at the 2002 World Cup while eating breakfast. No, no, the Euros get down and dirty from the off and at a reasonable hour.

With no Northern Ireland at the tournament, I'll not be supporting anybody in particular. England will no doubt be the main focus on national TV, and as usual I expect them to have a reasonable tournament and then get beat at the pointy end. It is always thus with Southgate at the helm. Even though he has an attack of Kane, Foden, Bellingham and Saka I expect nothing good to come from them. In the last Euros they stumbled through the group phase, including a boring win over the Czechs and a 0-0 draw with a poor Scotland at Wembley.

They beat Germany well in the knock-out phase before stumbling past Denmark in extra time and finally getting beaten by a poor Italy in the final. World Cup 2022 wasn't a whole lot better, losing a quarter-final thriller to France. The inescapable fact is that they should have won a tournament with the squad they have, but haven't due to the manager. But the have opted to persist with Southgate despite his obvious failings. I wonder will Pep take the job after leaving City. It seems like a good fit to me.

This time around they face Slovenia, Denmark and Serbia in their group. I think they will win the group without shining, a 1-nil and a draw among the scores. They may get far into the tournament but they won't win it. If not them, then who? Well, don't rule out the hosts, Germany. You can never right off the Germans in a tournament. And France have a squad to win any tournament, Mbappé, Griezeman et al have the extra motivation after losing that World Cup final classic to Argentina just a year and a half ago. Belgium, Spain and Italy could also do well, you can never rule them out either.

Whoever lifts the trophy, I'm really looking forward to a feast of footy and a national crisis when the inevitable happens to England!

Peter Anderson is a Unionist with a keen interest in sports

England's Chances Going Southgate

Peter Anderson ⚽ And just like that the club footy season is over. 

The final game of the season was the Champions League final as per usual. It was much better than most with Dortmund having a real go at Real, but unfortunately the result went Real's way. Was it ever going to be anybody but the Champions League specialists? It was a disappointing end to the season for me with City, Leeds and Dortmund losing their respective matches. I'll have to make do with the fourth league win in a row!

Generally it was another good season. In the EPL we had a 3 up fight for the title. How a lackluster City won it, I'll never know.

Liverpool losing at home to Palace and Arsenal at home to Villa changed everything. Arsenal must surely rue not having a go at City at the Etihad.

We also saw the end of Klopp's reign at Liverpool. The big German will be sadly missed. It would have been great to see him bow out with a trophy but Liverpool imploded in the run-in. He will be remembered mostly for his formidable Salah-Firmino-Mané team that destroyed defences at will, but for me as a non-Liverpool supporter I will miss his pressers where he put the world to rights. Just last month he had a go at TNT sports for implying that the TV companies pay the EPL teams. Klopp pointed out that it was just the other way around. All the managers attack the scheduling but Klopp seemed to hit the target more often.

As Klopp bowed out of England this season, so will Pep next. It seems increasingly likely that Pep will leave after his contract runs out.

There really is not much more he can achieve in England and many think that the other teams deserve a chance of winning the league! What will City offer next season? This season they were so unsafe at the back and so open to counter-attack that something needs to change there.

Will South American wonder kid Savio come to Manchester or will he be loaned out? Will Bernardo and KdB be sold? Knowing that Pep will probably leave, will the players drop off? Will we see a resolution of the FFP charges? So many unknowns.

In Europe's big leagues, we saw Stuttgart, Girona, Brest, Bologna and Villa finish in the top 4, proving that there is still plenty of opportunity for "small" teams challenging the top. Leverkusen went unbeaten for the whole Bundesliga season, which is truly remarkable.

The big established clubs want to continue their domination and I want, so badly, that ability is rightly rewarded. The new format for the Champions League better work or the Superleague vultures will come calling again. American style closed leagues are just not acceptable and we must fight to the bitter end to protect qualification and promotion/relegation. 

Let's see what the new season brings, but before then . . . the Euros.

Peter Anderson is a Unionist with a keen interest in sports

Season Over

Peter Anderson ⚽ With world politics in such a tedious place, thank god for sport. 

The world seems obsessed with which middle eastern religious fanatics you sympathise with, or which useless geriatric you want to be the leader of the free world. At these times we need sport to soothe the soul.

So, on Sunday I sat down to watch the Play-off final from Wembley. I love this match, the jeopardy is at the max. The winner takes it all.

They call it the richest game in world football because of what a victory means to the club that wins it.

On Sunday my heart was with Leeds. They are one of the biggest clubs in England and have super fans. I'm old enough to remember the great Leeds team of the 70s with Bremner and Lorimer, and the one from the noughties with Viduka and Kewel, and I would love to see them at the top again. But they lost on Sunday and that could mean an exodus of their top players. At this point, promotion to the prem looks a long way off.

The point of the play-off final for the authorities is that they get a top game at Wembley, a big TV audience and a talking point for the press, but it doesn't seem like the best way to do this, in my humble opinion. Having a one-off final at Wembley may be good for the authorities and TV companies but sometimes the occasion can get to the players. The semis are over 2 legs home and away. It would be fairer to have the final in the same format. And it doesn't sit well that a team that could finish 6th may win promotion and lift a trophy at Wembley.

Also, it may be better to have one of the worst EPL teams invovlved, either 3rd or 4th from bottom, thus involving a team that none of the Championship sides have played all season. Personally, I think the Germans have it just about right. The 3rd from bottom plays the 3rd from top in the 2nd division. The game is over 2 legs home and away.

This season the team from the 2nd division, Fortuna Dusseldorf, beat Bochum 0-3 in Bochum on the first leg and now face a home leg with a comfortable lead. This method may not give the "Wembley Final" that so many love but it is a fairer way.

So, in the end Leicester, Ipswich and Southampton will play in the EPL next season. From my perspective I hope that they do better than last season's promoted sides who all went straight back down again. Sheff U and Luton were no surprise but Burnley will be extremely disappointed, given the way they won promotion. Forest, Brentford, Fulham and maybe even Everton will be keen to get off to a good start as the relegation battle next season will surely be tighter than this one.

Peter Anderson is a Unionist with a keen interest in sports

Play Offs