Anthony McIntyre ⚽ Over the past eight years the English national soccer team has established a consistently impressive albeit not successful record.
World Cup semifinalists twice, quarterfinalists once, Euros finalists twice. While it has brought no silverware it would be parsimonious to deny the team some kudos.
Dull but worthy is perhaps the best way to describe the England sides of the past decade. A motley collection of epigones who seek to emulate, but never quite manage, the great squads whose names have been inscribed on the most coveted trophy in world soccer.
In a nutshell, England simply are not good enough. Rather than bemoan their exit and scream for the head of Tuchel, their fans should give the coach credit for having guided them to the last four in the tournament alongside illustrious names like France, Argentina and Spain. Those three have panache whereas England are pedestrian. The generosity needed to pardon Tuchel for a crime he did not commit is unlikely to come easy to boiled bloods when five minutes is what stood between them and a Sunday clash with Spain.
Before the kickoff, I felt England had a chance of making it through to the final, thinking that Argentina might have shot their bolt in the victory over Egypt. I had no dog in the fight despite having plumped for Argentina in most World Cup tournaments since 1978, always feeling disappointed when they go out. If the soccer is good, I'll be more than happy no matter who wins. My son was much more partisan and passionate, rooting for the South Americans while hurling abuse at the England players. His uninhibited delight at both Argentinian goals was even more unbridled than my own celebratory outpourings over my sixty plus years of watching the game. When I asked him why such hostility to the English team when he was a serious Liverpool fan, his answer: Liverpool are not English, they are Scouse.
I'm not complaining about him. I recall only too well my delight when Poland stopped England even making the 1974 competition in West Germany, when Argentina knocked them out in Mexico 1986, when Germany blocked their progress in 2010, when Iceland humiliated them in the Euros in 2016. On each occasion I was like a dog with two tails, not knowing which to wag.
The game last night started out as no soccer spectacle. The Argentinians behaved a bit like Paraguay in their game against France, fouling and spoiling. Once they felt they had the measure of their English opponents they began to hunt the ball rather than the man. And when they went a goal behind that was the touchpaper that set them alight.
That moment has led to Thomas Tuchel coming in for a lot of flak for his decision to go Southgate once Anthony Gordon put the English in front. He hoped to see the remaining 35 minutes of the game out with a preponderance of defenders, seven at one point. His detractors including Mark Goldbrige thought it insanity and have demanded that 'the fraud' be sacked.
My own take was that Tuchel had little choice. The match stats indicate that even before the Gordon goal England was not a serious attacking force.
The game last night started out as no soccer spectacle. The Argentinians behaved a bit like Paraguay in their game against France, fouling and spoiling. Once they felt they had the measure of their English opponents they began to hunt the ball rather than the man. And when they went a goal behind that was the touchpaper that set them alight.
That moment has led to Thomas Tuchel coming in for a lot of flak for his decision to go Southgate once Anthony Gordon put the English in front. He hoped to see the remaining 35 minutes of the game out with a preponderance of defenders, seven at one point. His detractors including Mark Goldbrige thought it insanity and have demanded that 'the fraud' be sacked.
My own take was that Tuchel had little choice. The match stats indicate that even before the Gordon goal England was not a serious attacking force.
Kane and Bellingham posed no threat and with Declan Rice reduced to sluggishness the main goalscorers for England throughout this tournament never looked like getting the type of service they could convert into goals. Tuchel observing this seemed to have calculated that England's strongest card lay in defending, that the English defence was equal to the Argentinian attack. His option was to press forward and risk getting hit on the counter by an explosive attacking phalanx. Blow for blow there was no way England could have outscored Argentina. As physicists like to say the maths speak for themselves. It was a gamble but Tuchel could only play with the hand he had to get the optimal result from the equation on the board. His misfortune may have lain in the timing of the Gordon goal. Had it arrived twenty minutes later his defence strategy might have come off.
While it no longer bothers me if England do well - I have developed a similar attitude to Manchester United - I still find the sweet taste of Schadenfreude irresistible. The memes, the banter, watching former blanketmen delirious with delight at England's misfortune.
I share the view of my friend Caoimhin O’Muraile, who when I was with him in Dublin this afternoon, told me in his working class English accent that while he was pleased England lost he bears no ill will towards the players. Like myself he is an avid supporter of an English soccer club. He does think, however, the English national team should be treated like Israel for the crimes the British government has perpetrated in Ireland. My attitude does not extend as far as wanting the side barred from competitions. Argentina, with its current far right president and history of military repression, could as easily provide grounds for wanting it shunned. What grates most with me is the it's coming home attitude of many fans and pundits, that sense of entitlement which allows the World Cup to be looked upon as some treasure that the imperial centre has a right to plunder and place in the metropolis.
England is a good footballing side. The record in recent years speaks for itself. But they are not an elite side. And only the elite can lay claim to the most coveted trophy in the sport.





















