Another glorious failure to add to a long list of sporting disasters.
While I’m still on my #BoycottTheWorldCup mission being on social media means it’s difficult to avoid any talk of the tournament. So when I opened Bluesky and was faced with a barrage of criticism for the dubious tactics of Steve Clarke and annoyance at a 3-0 drubbing by an average Brazil - yes an average Brazil could beat most teams but this latest incarnation is a mere shadow of the great Brazilian teams we watched in our teens - I knew we were, unlike Jeffery Donaldson, coming home. And rather like the “great and the good” of the Loyalist community of the occupied North much talk was of how we all knew there was something dodgy about the man but we all said nothing.
The man of course being Steve Clarke, and his dodginess being his woeful tactics. Scotland scored one goal at the World Cup and that was a deflection (I’m sure there’s room for another Donaldson/Loyalist joke here but that’ll need to wait). We just aren’t very good and despite the hype, the dare to dream attitude of the Tartan Army reality bites hard and it’s homeward bound.
I note with interest Charles Windsor asking Scotland fans to cheer on England. Further evidence, as if it’s needed, that the English monarch really doesn’t live in the same world as the rest of us. True, some Scottish Rangers fans are there supporting England but this is simply Stockholm syndrome in action and proof if needed that “Care in the community” (one of Tory Blair’s policies) failed miserably and there’s a case for reopening asylums. But the majority of Scots would rather cut out their tongues than ever wish England well.
In other news Celtic have signed “set piece coach” Ross Grant from Hearts so I guess that’s something to cheer about. Providing they hang on to the likes of Engels then hopefully he can fine tune their skills and we will see more opportunities created from what is fast becoming an integral part of the modern game.
The friendly between Shelbourne and Celtic still goes ahead on July 7th in Dublin and tickets are still available at time of writing from Tolka Park, an ideal opportunity for young fans who aren’t able to travel to Glasgow to see their heroes close up and perhaps photos and signatures. With a six pm kick off it’ll still be light when the match finishes and just about the perfect treat for the kids.
So that about wraps it up for now of course. As the season approaches, hopefully we’ll have signings to talk about, pen put to paper and contracts signed until then let’s continue to speculate.
🐼 Gary Robertson is the TPQ Scottish football correspondent.
















