A Morning Thought @ 2988 By AM Thursday, December 4, 2025 Share Tweet Share Share Email 2 comments: frankie11:41 AM, December 04, 2025The real reason women lead happier lives than men is that----- most of them don't have wives........The difference between a wife and a Xmas bonus---A wife will always blow the bonus....A man's wife was missing for a week, the police called and said "expect the worst"...Now he is afraid she is coming back....ReplyDeleteRepliesReplyfrankie7:39 PM, December 04, 2025A wife text's her husband on cold winter morning to say ..."Windows frozen---wont open"...The husband texts back saying "Don't worry, just pour some lukewarm water on the edges and gently tap the sides with a hammer"...Ten minutes later she texts back saying..."The computer is fcuked now"...ReplyDeleteRepliesReplyAdd commentLoad more...
The real reason women lead happier lives than men is that----- most of them don't have wives........
ReplyDeleteThe difference between a wife and a Xmas bonus---A wife will always blow the bonus....
A man's wife was missing for a week, the police called and said "expect the worst"...Now he is afraid she is coming back....
A wife text's her husband on cold winter morning to say ..."Windows frozen---wont open"...
ReplyDeleteThe husband texts back saying "Don't worry, just pour some lukewarm water on the edges and gently tap the sides with a hammer"...
Ten minutes later she texts back saying..."The computer is fcuked now"...