Scamvangelist 🪶 Trump's Critics Will Spend Eternity Hearing Aborted Babies' Names

Friendly Atheist ✊During a post-election service at Kenneth Copeland's Eagle Mountain International Church, the Christian scamvangelist insisted that anyone who didn’t vote for Donald Trump would be punished for all eternity… in a bizarrely specific way:

They would have to listen to the names of everyone who’s been aborted. Ever.

I saw this in the spirit. Literally," Copeland declared.

(It was) Judgment Day, and Jesus stood there and he said, 'Those of you that didn't vote, I put you in that nation and you didn't vote ... or you didn't pray and vote like I told you to, you will listen to the names of all the babies that are here and never got any life. And it'll take a while because there's over 65 million of them. But you are gonna listen to every one of them and you are gonna be held responsible for their death.'

That comment came after Copeland celebrated what he called an impending “spiritual awakening.” There will be “no more rainbow flags,” he said, adding that the “spirit of Margaret Sanger is gone" too.

But take a second to appreciate just how absurd his fantasy is.

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