A male and female whale were swimming through the oceans one day when the male whale spotted a trawler...and the male whale said........"that's the same trawler that harponed my father last year. Let us go underneath and we can blow air so we can capsize the boat..."
The female whale agreed and they went under and blew air and the boat sank...But the male whale soon discovered that the sailors were swimming to shore...
So he looked at the female whale and said...."let us go after the sailors and we can gobble them up"
And the female whale said, "I'm ok with the blow job but I refuse to swallow seamen"....
Former IRA volunteer and ex-prisoner, spent 18 years in Long Kesh, 4 years on the blanket and no-wash/no work protests which led to the hunger strikes of the 80s. Completed PhD at Queens upon release from prison. Left the Republican Movement at the endorsement of the Good Friday Agreement, and went on to become a journalist. Co-founder of The Blanket, an online magazine that critically analyzed the Irish peace process. Lead researcher for the Belfast Project, an oral history of the Troubles.
A male and female whale were swimming through the oceans one day when the male whale spotted a trawler...and the male whale said........"that's the same trawler that harponed my father last year. Let us go underneath and we can blow air so we can capsize the boat..."
ReplyDeleteThe female whale agreed and they went under and blew air and the boat sank...But the male whale soon discovered that the sailors were swimming to shore...
So he looked at the female whale and said...."let us go after the sailors and we can gobble them up"
And the female whale said, "I'm ok with the blow job but I refuse to swallow seamen"....