The day before the Last Days everyone will be on Facebook posting photos of the giant meteorite hurtling towards the earth wondering will it hit down around Sydney Australia or in the Shantallow area of Derry.
The day after the Last Days the last person left on earth will still be on Facebook tagging all their friends to see if they heard any craic about the end of the world and if it was all a mix.
Of course, no one will respond and 28 days later this Omega Person will start sending out friend requests to people across the world.
Twenty-eight years later, someone finally accepts a friend request from the Omega Person but that other person is still using a fake name.
"Hi Kissmyass, it's amazing to find another friend on Facebook who's still alive after all these years. What's your real name?"
"Oh I can't tell you that, you could be working for the dole."
"When was the last time you got any dole Kissmyass?"
"I forget now, but I know I'll be getting a lot of back money. Anyway, I see your name is Sausage Doherty. Are you from Londonderry?"
"It's Derry... Up the RA!
....Fucksake, Kissmyarse just blocked me... well two of us can play at that game, I'll block him straight back."
The End. . . .
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Thomas Dixie Elliot is a Derry artist and a former H Block Blanketman. Follow Dixie Elliot on Twitter @IsMise_Dixie |
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