A Chinese man walks into a bar on the Falls Road and asks the bar man for a pint of Guinness. He takes a couple of mouth fulls and goes to the toilet for a piss. He's no sooner gone when when a man gets up from his seat and farts into the Chinese mans pint and then sits down...The Chinese man returns and is about to finish his pint when the bar man tells him what happened.. The Chinese man goes over to him and say's "Ah you fart in ma Guinness" and the man replied "No I'm Gerry Adams"....
Former IRA volunteer and ex-prisoner, spent 18 years in Long Kesh, 4 years on the blanket and no-wash/no work protests which led to the hunger strikes of the 80s. Completed PhD at Queens upon release from prison. Left the Republican Movement at the endorsement of the Good Friday Agreement, and went on to become a journalist. Co-founder of The Blanket, an online magazine that critically analyzed the Irish peace process. Lead researcher for the Belfast Project, an oral history of the Troubles.
A Chinese man walks into a bar on the Falls Road and asks the bar man for a pint of Guinness. He takes a couple of mouth fulls and goes to the toilet for a piss. He's no sooner gone when when a man gets up from his seat and farts into the Chinese mans pint and then sits down...The Chinese man returns and is about to finish his pint when the bar man tells him what happened.. The Chinese man goes over to him and say's "Ah you fart in ma Guinness" and the man replied "No I'm Gerry Adams"....
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