Indeed I think it’s safe to say he’s actually a bit of a cunt, true a good cunt but a cunt nevertheless. A man blessed with a loyal and loving wife, a rebellious (is there any other kind?) teenage daughter and a variety of pets including the worlds laziest pug Rufus.
Picture the scene: it’s late in the evening, the phone rings and reluctantly you answer and so begins our hero’s journey to retrieve his offspring from the clutches of the Metropolitan police.
A road trip made all the more interesting as we travel alongside him listening to his thoughts on such luminaries as Piers Morgan, Ben Shapiro and of course Matt Walsh. What is a woman Matt? Adult human female? Someone who says they are? But I digress.
Throw in some of the usual creatures of the night, the kind one only finds at service stations at 2am, a manager preparing for a job interview, a semi naked man hiding In the bushes, Maria the cleaner who regularly falls asleep in buckets, Mr Angry, Marcus himself the queue jumper (told you he was/is a cunt) an overzealous security guard and a smug German Shepard owning twat, and you have a tale that’ll literally having you rolling around in tears of laughter.
Would I recommend Radio Off? - you had better believe your sweet ass I would, I’m now hooked and can’t wait to get started on his next book.
Unlike anything else you’ll ever read Radio Off by @Marcusmeltdown and published by with artwork from @Zakdrenched would make the ideal last minute gift as the holiday season approaches. Beg steal or buy (yes preferably buy a copy, apparently stealing is wrong - Rufus and peanuts, you’ll need to read the book) this book and say hello to your new favourite author.
A road trip made all the more interesting as we travel alongside him listening to his thoughts on such luminaries as Piers Morgan, Ben Shapiro and of course Matt Walsh. What is a woman Matt? Adult human female? Someone who says they are? But I digress.
Throw in some of the usual creatures of the night, the kind one only finds at service stations at 2am, a manager preparing for a job interview, a semi naked man hiding In the bushes, Maria the cleaner who regularly falls asleep in buckets, Mr Angry, Marcus himself the queue jumper (told you he was/is a cunt) an overzealous security guard and a smug German Shepard owning twat, and you have a tale that’ll literally having you rolling around in tears of laughter.
Would I recommend Radio Off? - you had better believe your sweet ass I would, I’m now hooked and can’t wait to get started on his next book.
Unlike anything else you’ll ever read Radio Off by @Marcusmeltdown and published by with artwork from @Zakdrenched would make the ideal last minute gift as the holiday season approaches. Beg steal or buy (yes preferably buy a copy, apparently stealing is wrong - Rufus and peanuts, you’ll need to read the book) this book and say hello to your new favourite author.
⏩ Gary Robertson is a Glasgow Celtic fan.
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