I spoke to god the other day, not a happy bunny, there was chariots of fire, a lot untos and sayeths, basically he says all you quillers are fucked unless you give Dave boy here a monthly donation out your hard earned
Hahaha, they are not wrong, we still don't seem to be any further forward with the donations, how is my ministry supposed to survive without the gullibility, I mean generosity of my brothers and sisters
Let me see, we've sevco supporting members who can win 55 titles in 9 years, I've pissed the bed full of scotch and walked over the mattress, technically walking on water, my penchant for bigger ladies means I have no problem surviving inside the odd whale, I went on the drink for forty days and forty nights, there's a miracle or two in us
Former IRA volunteer and ex-prisoner, spent 18 years in Long Kesh, 4 years on the blanket and no-wash/no work protests which led to the hunger strikes of the 80s. Completed PhD at Queens upon release from prison. Left the Republican Movement at the endorsement of the Good Friday Agreement, and went on to become a journalist. Co-founder of The Blanket, an online magazine that critically analyzed the Irish peace process. Lead researcher for the Belfast Project, an oral history of the Troubles.
I spoke to god the other day, not a happy bunny, there was chariots of fire, a lot untos and sayeths, basically he says all you quillers are fucked unless you give Dave boy here a monthly donation out your hard earned
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ReplyDeleteI spoke to a few different gods, and the general consensus among them was that your a bollix, but I don't care what they say, I think your ok.
Hahaha, they are not wrong, we still don't seem to be any further forward with the donations, how is my ministry supposed to survive without the gullibility, I mean generosity of my brothers and sisters
ReplyDelete'Davey boy' can anyone in your ministry preform miracles, heal the afflicted......turn water into wine?
ReplyDeleteLet me see, we've sevco supporting members who can win 55 titles in 9 years, I've pissed the bed full of scotch and walked over the mattress, technically walking on water, my penchant for bigger ladies means I have no problem surviving inside the odd whale, I went on the drink for forty days and forty nights, there's a miracle or two in us
ReplyDeleteDavid,
DeleteCan you fucking see us now? LOL!
Aye, we can see you, hear you too, you don't shut the fuck up, hahaha
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