A Morning Thought @ 1136

 


7 comments:

  1. I spoke to god the other day, not a happy bunny, there was chariots of fire, a lot untos and sayeths, basically he says all you quillers are fucked unless you give Dave boy here a monthly donation out your hard earned

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  2. Dave

    I spoke to a few different gods, and the general consensus among them was that your a bollix, but I don't care what they say, I think your ok.

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  3. Hahaha, they are not wrong, we still don't seem to be any further forward with the donations, how is my ministry supposed to survive without the gullibility, I mean generosity of my brothers and sisters

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  4. 'Davey boy' can anyone in your ministry preform miracles, heal the afflicted......turn water into wine?

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  5. Let me see, we've sevco supporting members who can win 55 titles in 9 years, I've pissed the bed full of scotch and walked over the mattress, technically walking on water, my penchant for bigger ladies means I have no problem surviving inside the odd whale, I went on the drink for forty days and forty nights, there's a miracle or two in us

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  6. Aye, we can see you, hear you too, you don't shut the fuck up, hahaha

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