Thomas Dixie Elliott with a piece of satire on a conversation between two dictators.
Big Bob: "It's your disposable phone Gerry."
Kim Jong-un: "Halo Jelly that you Jelly Adims?"
Gerry Adams: "Ta sé myself mo chara, bout ye?"
Kim Jong-un: "You get big murial like me Jelly?" You new dictator people's Republic of Norn Eyeland. Yes?"
Gerry Adams: "Well actually no Kim mo chara, That would be Marty and he'd be Deputy Dictator of the New Republic of The North of Ireland."
Kim Jong-un: "Where you Dictate then Jelly?"
Gerry Adams: "I'm down in Louth mo chara."
Kim Jong-un: "You make the fun of me Jelly Adims? I no speak like that, I say South like South Korea. You in Peoples Republic of South Ireland smart cunty bills!"
Line goes dead....
Big Bob: "Who was that Gerry?"
Gerry Adams: "That Kim Jong boyo. Do you remember I sent you over to give him lessons in public speaking?"