see england got another easy group in world cup. norn iron got israel...wee fascist love in that...other teams in their group, rockall, isle of man, jersey and isle of white.
when pacman fought ricky 'fatton' BBC radio had my mrs dreading the fight after 30 minutes build up. 1.5 rounds in, and 'fatton' is sucking oxygen in the land of nod.
wifey now finds English sport and commentators the best source of amusement on earth...endless expectation followed by the slating of their 'heroes'.
An alien lands in Ardoyne and is asked who he is "I am a Martian" he replys a young local lad hit him with a brick and said "not down this f##kin rd ya ugly wee orange f##ker"......the wife said to me this morning "your the laziest bastard I,ve ever known pack your bags and f##k of....I said "you pack them"...
I was explaining reincarnation to my wife yesterday and I told her that when you die you come back as a different creature,she said she,d like to come back as a cow,I said "you,re obviously not listening"..
A big blonde got into my taxi last night and she was starker,well I just couldnt take my eyes of her,eventually she said to me "have you never seen a naked woman before?" I SAID "Yes but I,m just wondering where you put the fare?"..
To the bloke with no legs who nicked my camouflage jacket....you can hide but you cant run.my new girlfriend said I would have to wait six months before she,d sleep with me,I told her I totally understand and respect her decision and I,ll give her a call nearer the time ...He was in ecstasy,with a smile on his face,as he watched his girlfriend move fowards then backwards..back and forth....back and forth..in and out ...in and out...her heart was pounding faster,her face was getting flush and she started to grunt and groan, Then she let out one almighty scream....".I cant park this f##king thing you do it you smug bastarfd"...
I love this Could not stop laughing all day when viewed it at work. the concrete weight is brill ahaha Brian is genius material really - just keeps churning it out
Former IRA volunteer and ex-prisoner, spent 18 years in Long Kesh, 4 years on the blanket and no-wash/no work protests which led to the hunger strikes of the 80s. Completed PhD at Queens upon release from prison. Left the Republican Movement at the endorsement of the Good Friday Agreement, and went on to become a journalist. Co-founder of The Blanket, an online magazine that critically analyzed the Irish peace process. Lead researcher for the Belfast Project, an oral history of the Troubles.
Brian,
ReplyDeleteworking our way through.
see england got another easy group in world cup.
ReplyDeletenorn iron got israel...wee fascist love in that...other teams in their group, rockall, isle of man, jersey and isle of white.
Larry hughes-
ReplyDeleteGreat statement- some crack if there is a 32 all Ireland without rockall-
somebody might call us traitor's-
Larry,
ReplyDeleteI’d some fun last year following their woeful performances and blogging about them!
mackers
ReplyDeletewhen pacman fought ricky 'fatton' BBC radio had my mrs dreading the fight after 30 minutes build up. 1.5 rounds in, and 'fatton' is sucking oxygen in the land of nod.
wifey now finds English sport and commentators the best source of amusement on earth...endless expectation followed by the slating of their 'heroes'.
world cups would be crap without them.
An alien lands in Ardoyne and is asked who he is "I am a Martian" he replys a young local lad hit him with a brick and said "not down this f##kin rd ya ugly wee orange f##ker"......the wife said to me this morning "your the laziest bastard I,ve ever known pack your bags and f##k of....I said "you pack them"...
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ReplyDeletewas lost for a reply to your rockall comment...still am. but yep, the English put the fun into sport.
I was explaining reincarnation to my wife yesterday and I told her that when you die you come back as a different creature,she said she,d like to come back as a cow,I said "you,re obviously not listening"..
ReplyDeleteA big blonde got into my taxi last night and she was starker,well I just couldnt take my eyes of her,eventually she said to me "have you never seen a naked woman before?" I SAID "Yes but I,m just wondering where you put the fare?"..
ReplyDeleteTo the bloke with no legs who nicked my camouflage jacket....you can hide but you cant run.my new girlfriend said I would have to wait six months before she,d sleep with me,I told her I totally understand and respect her decision and I,ll give her a call nearer the time ...He was in ecstasy,with a smile on his face,as he watched his girlfriend move fowards then backwards..back and forth....back and forth..in and out ...in and out...her heart was pounding faster,her face was getting flush and she started to grunt and groan, Then she let out one almighty scream....".I cant park this f##king thing you do it you smug bastarfd"...
ReplyDeleteI love this Could not stop laughing all day when viewed it at work. the concrete weight is brill ahaha Brian is genius material really - just keeps churning it out
ReplyDelete'world cups would be crap without them.'
ReplyDeleteFor comedy reasons certainly. The soccer is crap with them!