Looking out at a very sharp steeple at the side of the monastery and thinking, 'if only'. Problem is, he would be up there for days, weeks even as it is only visual from certain homes.
I cant for the love of me see a rip cord,and Brian is always meticulous with the detail,wishfull thinking maybe, I think the jumpsuit makes him look like the shit he really is
Mickeyboy said to me he is a vision clarity technician,I said Mickeyboy "your a f##kin window cleaner,if you could have spelt vision clarity technician when you were at school you might have done something with your life and had a career like mine......as a domestic refuse relocation engineer......I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw the other night.he hypnotised 7 blokes then tripped over his microphone cable and yelled "fuck me".......what happened next will haunt me forever....the Japanese have joined a team from norn iorn to develop a new F1 racing car they are going to call it ..The Red Honda Ulster..got a few herbs in my eye making dinner the other night now I,m parsley sighted.the wifes in hospital she ate a daffodil bulb thinking it was garlic not to worry she,l be out in the spring..lady posts an add in the paper ....looking for a man who wont beat me or run away and who is great in bed, next day her doorbell rang,and there was this guy he says "hi I,m bob I,ve no arms so I cant beat you,and I,ve no legs so I wont run away."the lady says "what makes you think that your great in bed?" Bob replies "how do you think I rang the f##king doorbell?"
Marty, Maybe he's had his gnashers polished up for his new electorate. They'd have been badly stained from all the shite he's been talking over the years
Bob doh brains bought a chainsaw,two weeks later he brought it back to the shop and he tells the assistant"doh when I bought this you told me it would cut down 50 trees an hour,I,ve only managed 2 trees an hour doh" the assistant says"let me see and starts it up BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Bob jumps back in suprise"what the f##k is that noise doh?"
Former IRA volunteer and ex-prisoner, spent 18 years in Long Kesh, 4 years on the blanket and no-wash/no work protests which led to the hunger strikes of the 80s. Completed PhD at Queens upon release from prison. Left the Republican Movement at the endorsement of the Good Friday Agreement, and went on to become a journalist. Co-founder of The Blanket, an online magazine that critically analyzed the Irish peace process. Lead researcher for the Belfast Project, an oral history of the Troubles.
How many on the Quill hopes that the chute does not open
ReplyDeleteGerry Adams- free-falling to freedom
See what I mean about the teeth!
ReplyDeleteMichaelhenry
ReplyDeletewe are not that bad hearted. If it didn't open somebody innocent on the ground could be killed or harmed!
Worse, still Mackers he could actually land on one of us.
ReplyDeleteLooking out at a very sharp steeple at the side of the monastery and thinking, 'if only'.
ReplyDeleteProblem is, he would be up there for days, weeks even as it is only visual from certain homes.
Nuala,
ReplyDeleteand then the search would be one for this massive alien bird that crapped from on high and killed somebody.
Fionnuala-
ReplyDeleteGerry is flying the colour's of freedom-
He has a Green Sinn Fein crash helmet on
He is showing us Marty's favourite
White teeth
He as a orange jump-suit on
Aye Mickeyboy and a face like a well smacked ass ,someday mo cara someday!
ReplyDeleteI cant for the love of me see a rip cord,and Brian is always meticulous with the detail,wishfull thinking maybe, I think the jumpsuit makes him look like the shit he really is
ReplyDeletemichaelhenry,
ReplyDeletehe looks more like a giant orange stool pigeon, notice orange is the predominant color.
He doesn't have a parachute, probably not necesssary if your full of hot air!
ReplyDeleteMickeyboy said to me he is a vision clarity technician,I said Mickeyboy "your a f##kin window cleaner,if you could have spelt vision clarity technician when you were at school you might have done something with your life and had a career like mine......as a domestic refuse relocation engineer......I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw the other night.he hypnotised 7 blokes then tripped over his microphone cable and yelled "fuck me".......what happened next will haunt me forever....the Japanese have joined a team from norn iorn to develop a new F1 racing car they are going to call it ..The Red Honda Ulster..got a few herbs in my eye making dinner the other night now I,m parsley sighted.the wifes in hospital she ate a daffodil bulb thinking it was garlic not to worry she,l be out in the spring..lady posts an add in the paper ....looking for a man who wont beat me or run away and who is great in bed, next day her doorbell rang,and there was this guy he says "hi I,m bob I,ve no arms so I cant beat you,and I,ve no legs so I wont run away."the lady says "what makes you think that your great in bed?" Bob replies "how do you think I rang the f##king doorbell?"
ReplyDeleteMarty,
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's had his gnashers polished up for his new electorate. They'd have been badly stained from all the shite he's been talking over the years
The seagull doesn't appear too Sinn Fein friendly, it's looking at him with a degree of menace.
ReplyDeleteBob doh brains bought a chainsaw,two weeks later he brought it back to the shop and he tells the assistant"doh when I bought this you told me it would cut down 50 trees an hour,I,ve only managed 2 trees an hour doh" the assistant says"let me see and starts it up BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Bob jumps back in suprise"what the f##k is that noise doh?"
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