Thought the second from the right was Adams with Maskey's nose. Speaking of Maskey, he wants to know why certain individuals are getting more and more guns, not dissidents the politicans? Anyway, he will be holding the Chief Constable to account, Baggot must be shaking, sort of unfair as it's xmas. Wonder what Alex will do, threaten to withdraw support for the Law & Order or just talk shite as usual?
Just a pity that gull hadnt crapped in his pint Nuala. eating shite would make a change from talking it dont you think,I,m sorry if I,ve been kinda quiet of late,Ive had puter problems which have been rectified by the purchase of a grand wee netbook who says noone loves ya baby! and then I took a close look at ground on christmas eve,yip much closer than I would have liked, enden up in the hospital untill 7.30 am on christmas morning badly bruised my back, I suppose this is where John Mc Girr and Mickeyboy laugh their balls off and declare it was that fucker God who punished me and I must admit I called out his name when I had my head down the great white telephone the other night.. anyway I was watching a documentary the other night about children being beaten and abused in Indian sweatshops...and looking at the stitching on my trainers on the wee f""kers deserve it!!!! I saw a bloke let his dog walk out straight out in front of a lorry this morning.the guy didnt even flinch when it was killed,he was to busy standing round trying to look cool in his sunglasses....I heard Michelle Gildernew has sent Connor Murphy a memo telling him she has found a solution for snow on the airport runways,she suggests he puts a roof on them....prostitue in a police station. officer says so when did you realise you where raped? she replied when the cheque bounced!...
Ifinally got my ow back for being dragged christma shopping.I took the mrs into 8 different pubs without buying a drink...then went back to the first one and bought a pint...what do you get at a Poleglass car boot sale.....all your stuff back!!!!!Gerry Itwasntme asks Bob doh Brains "how do you spell orange?" Bob thought about it and replied "doh do you mean the fruit or the colour?",,, this christmas shopping is one big f##kin take on I went to Boots and they dont sell boots.I went to Selfridges and they dont sell fridges, then I went to Currys and yip no curry,,,as for Virgin Megastore well what a huge fucking dissapointment!!!!!
Marty, Albert said, you are spoofing about the computer. He said, Marie guzzled down the money for the internet that night in the 'Black Stick' and now you are trying to cover the tracks.
As true as I,m sitting here sober my sweet pea, a new wee puter has now entered the family home,on condition that it never hits the walls or floor in any fits of temper, I shall at all times from now on act in a dignified manner befitting someone of my age,the only thing guzzled down here was your bottle of wine and I must admit it was a nice drop of the grape,Marie and I are heading to Amsterdam in March gonna overdose her on the herbal muffins hon,why dont you and Albert join us,like Mick Hall I,m a 60,s child only f##kin problem I have is I cant remember any of it!!!!
How’s the backside sorry mucker had to laugh as I have heard so many falling down stories it happens when gravity and ice conspire against us bipedal eegits who dare take on the snow mostly after a long night of downing the holy fire water.
Tain Bo if only it was me backside I could blame the priests, but its my back mo cara and I,m afraid I,ve done it a bit of damage,I havent been able to get into bed since christmas eve,(no its not that busy)and I will run out of painkillers the hospital gave me today oh joy!am I gonna end up like yer man in corrie breaking into the surgery to get a fix,its looking like a return visit to the hospital is on the cards ,must be a fondness of hospital food, anyway on the bright side mo cara I,ve been reading Joshua Levine,s beauty &Atrocity and I,ve been given Don Akensons massive An Irish History of Civilization and at the rate I,m reading it will take me a year to read ,I hope you have fully recovered from your recent encounter with the mountain and that all is well with your love life mo cara,I think if I was a horse I,d be looking up the barrel of a gun !
Marty, sorry to hear about your fall. Mackers said more women have fallen, not in Belfast it seems to be the men who can't stay on their feet. Heard a wee story about your computer, totally untrue I am sure. I heard it was a Christmas pressie but you copped it.
Mackers, are you saying Marty is the voice of calm and reason on the blog? It got a bit hectic alright, but that was because we were unsure about the computer story, now another computer story has emerged that Marty stole an intended xmas box, hardly the behaviour of a reasonable person. However, if the blogmaster says he is the voice of reason so be it.
Jaysuuuuuuuusss Nuala we ,as you well know do not steal or nick,sometimes we borrow, and its not so much that I,m a calming voice more of I KNOW WHERE YA ALL LIVE! and I,ve the big bat,and though it hurts to laugh yes its true I took a liking to my future son-in laws wee puter which was /is his christmas prezzie, I swear girl yer better informed than the bearded one and he has the ear of god and Mickeyboy, and if I didnt dream of ya coming to me in my waking hours I,d pull the windie shut tight and close the curtains because girl I swear girl ya must take flight at night!! As for Frankie Boyle he my hon is something else, yer neighbours would be chucking buckets of holy water at your tv when he is on, absolutley brill ,Frankie Boyle Tramadol nights look out for his show ch 4 I think.
It is with no surprise the bearded one has been given a knighthood by his masters the british,in respect of his sterling work on their behalf. SHAME ON YOU SIR GERRY !!!
Former IRA volunteer and ex-prisoner, spent 18 years in Long Kesh, 4 years on the blanket and no-wash/no work protests which led to the hunger strikes of the 80s. Completed PhD at Queens upon release from prison. Left the Republican Movement at the endorsement of the Good Friday Agreement, and went on to become a journalist. Co-founder of The Blanket, an online magazine that critically analyzed the Irish peace process. Lead researcher for the Belfast Project, an oral history of the Troubles.
Thought the second from the right was Adams with Maskey's nose.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Maskey, he wants to know why certain individuals are getting more and more guns, not dissidents the politicans?
Anyway, he will be holding the Chief Constable to account, Baggot must be shaking, sort of unfair as it's xmas. Wonder what Alex will do, threaten to withdraw support for the Law & Order or just talk shite as usual?
Just a pity that gull hadnt crapped in his pint Nuala. eating shite would make a change from talking it dont you think,I,m sorry if I,ve been kinda quiet of late,Ive had puter problems which have been rectified by the purchase of a grand wee netbook who says noone loves ya baby! and then I took a close look at ground on christmas eve,yip much closer than I would have liked, enden up in the hospital untill 7.30 am on christmas morning badly bruised my back, I suppose this is where John Mc Girr and Mickeyboy laugh their balls off and declare it was that fucker God who punished me and I must admit I called out his name when I had my head down the great white telephone the other night.. anyway I was watching a documentary the other night about children being beaten and abused in Indian sweatshops...and looking at the stitching on my trainers on the wee f""kers deserve it!!!! I saw a bloke let his dog walk out straight out in front of a lorry this morning.the guy didnt even flinch when it was killed,he was to busy standing round trying to look cool in his sunglasses....I heard Michelle Gildernew has sent Connor Murphy a memo telling him she has found a solution for snow on the airport runways,she suggests he puts a roof on them....prostitue in a police station. officer says so when did you realise you where raped? she replied when the cheque bounced!...
ReplyDeleteIfinally got my ow back for being dragged christma shopping.I took the mrs into 8 different pubs without buying a drink...then went back to the first one and bought a pint...what do you get at a Poleglass car boot sale.....all your stuff back!!!!!Gerry Itwasntme asks Bob doh Brains "how do you spell orange?" Bob thought about it and replied "doh do you mean the fruit or the colour?",,, this christmas shopping is one big f##kin take on I went to Boots and they dont sell boots.I went to Selfridges and they dont sell fridges, then I went to Currys and yip no curry,,,as for Virgin Megastore well what a huge fucking dissapointment!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMarty, Albert said, you are spoofing about the computer. He said, Marie guzzled down the money for the internet that night in the 'Black Stick' and now you are trying to cover the tracks.
ReplyDeleteAs true as I,m sitting here sober my sweet pea, a new wee puter has now entered the family home,on condition that it never hits the walls or floor in any fits of temper, I shall at all times from now on act in a dignified manner befitting someone of my age,the only thing guzzled down here was your bottle of wine and I must admit it was a nice drop of the grape,Marie and I are heading to Amsterdam in March gonna overdose her on the herbal muffins hon,why dont you and Albert join us,like Mick Hall I,m a 60,s child only f##kin problem I have is I cant remember any of it!!!!
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ReplyDeleteHow’s the backside sorry mucker had to laugh as I have heard so many falling down stories it happens when gravity and ice conspire against us bipedal eegits who dare take on the snow mostly after a long night of downing the holy fire water.
Good to see you back.
Tain Bo if only it was me backside I could blame the priests, but its my back mo cara and I,m afraid I,ve done it a bit of damage,I havent been able to get into bed since christmas eve,(no its not that busy)and I will run out of painkillers the hospital gave me today oh joy!am I gonna end up like yer man in corrie breaking into the surgery to get a fix,its looking like a return visit to the hospital is on the cards ,must be a fondness of hospital food, anyway on the bright side mo cara I,ve been reading Joshua Levine,s beauty &Atrocity and I,ve been given Don Akensons massive An Irish History of Civilization and at the rate I,m reading it will take me a year to read ,I hope you have fully recovered from your recent encounter with the mountain and that all is well with your love life mo cara,I think if I was a horse I,d be looking up the barrel of a gun !
ReplyDeleteMarty,
ReplyDeletesorry to hear about your fall. Mackers said more women have fallen, not in Belfast it seems to be the men who can't stay on their feet.
Heard a wee story about your computer, totally untrue I am sure.
I heard it was a Christmas pressie but you copped it.
Marty,
ReplyDeletehope you are ok. Not nice to spend Xmas morn in hospital. Good to see you back. The place seemed to go crazy in your absence.
Mackers,
ReplyDeleteare you saying Marty is the voice of calm and reason on the blog?
It got a bit hectic alright, but that was because we were unsure about the computer story, now another computer story has emerged that Marty stole an intended xmas box, hardly the behaviour of a reasonable person.
However, if the blogmaster says he is the voice of reason so be it.
Anthony,Nuala I now know what Frankie Boyle means by Tramadol nights WHEYYYY!
ReplyDeleteMarty, looked up Tramadol, now who is Frankie Boyle?
ReplyDeleteJaysuuuuuuuusss Nuala we ,as you well know do not steal or nick,sometimes we borrow, and its not so much that I,m a calming voice more of I KNOW WHERE YA ALL LIVE! and I,ve the big bat,and though it hurts to laugh yes its true I took a liking to my future son-in laws wee puter which was /is his christmas prezzie, I swear girl yer better informed than the bearded one and he has the ear of god and Mickeyboy, and if I didnt dream of ya coming to me in my waking hours I,d pull the windie shut tight and close the curtains because girl I swear girl ya must take flight at night!! As for Frankie Boyle he my hon is something else, yer neighbours would be chucking buckets of holy water at your tv when he is on, absolutley brill ,Frankie Boyle Tramadol nights look out for his show ch 4 I think.
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ReplyDeleteMarty,
ReplyDeleteHave Levine’s book hear to read myself. Richard reviewed it for the Quill.
Nuala
Of course our Marty is the voice of reason although Marty McG might think he is the voice of treason
As a point of interest i see the bearded one has recieved a knighthood from his masters for a good job done. SHAME ON YOU
ReplyDeleteIt is with no surprise the bearded one has been given a knighthood by his masters the british,in respect of his sterling work on their behalf. SHAME ON YOU SIR GERRY !!!
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